What is as good as this? youtu.be/eDwi-8n054s?...

There can be no greater reminder of one's mortality than hearing Amerie's '1 Thing' on BBC Radio 2.

Radio 2.

"Do you want the carrot and the swede mashed or...?"

Christ was born, yet our saviour did pass. A sombre day for all who mourn on the day of his passing. In the words of Ian Wright

Traditional Italian culture #1 (Christmas Eve):

Panic at the cheese shop, triple sausage crisis, car crash into front gate, imprisoned in a 1995 Panda, horseradish from the mud with bare hands as trowel. Time to return to the UK to answer the only question anyone has: how is your Italian?

Whatabouting assassinations in the comments now. 2024.

Find someone who loves you as much as the rat catcher from Medway, Kent loved his job in 1927.

Ho, ho, ho

I am about to attempt to buy my first electric guitar - a reddit taught woman, speaking in a non-native language. What could go wrong?

"Favourite interaction with a celebrity" is doing the rounds. Mine is actually not mine but a friend's. On a particularly messy night for all of us at a questionable gig, he told Samantha Morton that he also worked in the movies. "What do you do?" she inquired. "I work at the video shop in Chatham."