My cat is sitting on the ground next to me while I make my bagel. I look at her. She looks at me. I pull out my phone, set the camera to .5, and gently hold it out in front of her. She leaned up to sniff the phone. She’s fallen directly into my trap. I snap the pic. She’s none the wiser.

I'm doing artfight this year, so I thought I'd start by 'attacking' my friend, @nutmeg801.bsky.social! I technically can't submit this as an attack since they aren't on the team opposite of me (go crystals), but I wanted to appreciate this masterpiece of a character anyway. I hope you enjoy!

I know I’m small so this won’t reach a lot of people, but there may be a small YouTuber out there who would like to know about this. Also important for viewers to stay up to date on the latest YouTube/Google shenanigans

Considering buying a lottery ticket after this run

Finishing Disco Elysium recently send like the perfect excuse to post this art of Kim I made a while back! Love this little man. #art #discoelysium

Here’s a little tattoo design I did for my mom! She already has a frog on her leg, and she wants to expand the frogs down to represent each member of her family. I hope you enjoy seeing it too! #tattoos #artistsky

EVERYBODY LOOK AT THIS COMMISSION DONE BY @heph.bsky.social THEY DID MY BOY SO WELL GO GIVE THEM YOUR MONEY #art

Good day from the creature of all time