As it turns out, macroeconomic policy and securing financing for real estate developments are entirely different things! We may all be doomed, but if the United States ever needs to secure marginally better terms with construction companies to develop a hotel we're in a pretty good spot 💯💯

Praying I get assigned to work a Pritzker brand coal mine once Trump has finished eliminating all the high paying service jobs in this country

I am giddy with excitement for the opportunity to pay $50,000 for a used Kia Soul

Boy I sure do hope my future daughter's inevitable 16-hour shifts in the coal mines don't detract from her schoolwork!

Do we have a plan for what to do when this admin inevitably decides to ignore a supreme court ruling and plow ahead with some ridiculous unconstitutional policy/EO?

I WILL TARIFF ALL DALLAS MAVERICKS GOODS COMING INTO MY HOUSEHOLD AS RETALIATION FOR THE LUKA TRADE

If there is one thing I need from my elected officials it's to make the map look nice and pretty 😇

We should just install Hearts of Iron IV on Trump's computer and tell him he's running the country with it

Odd, I figured he was a big fan of Biden's border policy considering he killed a bipartisan border bill that otherwise had the support it needed to pass so that he could run on the issue

First "Fuck LeBron" of 2025

I've mostly been using it to cry about the Chicago Bears but to each their own

Yeah kind of, I've been known to GoPuff a pack of Gatorades after a night out on multiple bachelor parties which is largely the same thing

The buffering adds to the historic atmosphere