BASTARD MAN ETERNAL™️
@hombrebastardo.bsky.social
Call me Bastard Man. He/Him. mid30s. I am your greatest adversary and closest ally.
i mean, no.
though i do find it interesting that people are more likely to forgive for murder than cheating in a relationship they’re not even remotely involved or invested in.
though i do find it interesting that people are more likely to forgive for murder than cheating in a relationship they’re not even remotely involved or invested in.
November 18, 2025 at 4:36 PM
i mean, no.
though i do find it interesting that people are more likely to forgive for murder than cheating in a relationship they’re not even remotely involved or invested in.
though i do find it interesting that people are more likely to forgive for murder than cheating in a relationship they’re not even remotely involved or invested in.
check out this suite of abilities
November 17, 2025 at 10:47 PM
check out this suite of abilities
i miss thanos
November 17, 2025 at 6:03 PM
i miss thanos
if you see this post, do it too!! ⭐️
(quote reposts only ✨)
Pronouns: he/him
Height: 4 1/2 ten year olds
Shoe: barefoot
Zodiac: sailor mars
Smoke: i bring it every day
Tattoos: 2
Piercings: none
Fav Drinks: broccoli cheddar soup
(quote reposts only ✨)
Pronouns: he/him
Height: 4 1/2 ten year olds
Shoe: barefoot
Zodiac: sailor mars
Smoke: i bring it every day
Tattoos: 2
Piercings: none
Fav Drinks: broccoli cheddar soup
November 16, 2025 at 11:04 PM
if you see this post, do it too!! ⭐️
(quote reposts only ✨)
Pronouns: he/him
Height: 4 1/2 ten year olds
Shoe: barefoot
Zodiac: sailor mars
Smoke: i bring it every day
Tattoos: 2
Piercings: none
Fav Drinks: broccoli cheddar soup
(quote reposts only ✨)
Pronouns: he/him
Height: 4 1/2 ten year olds
Shoe: barefoot
Zodiac: sailor mars
Smoke: i bring it every day
Tattoos: 2
Piercings: none
Fav Drinks: broccoli cheddar soup
i like the bow tie shape
November 16, 2025 at 5:04 PM
i like the bow tie shape
i’m disappointed by the amount of titties these animals have.
November 16, 2025 at 5:03 PM
i’m disappointed by the amount of titties these animals have.
yep and i make it clap on the toilet
November 16, 2025 at 3:37 PM
yep and i make it clap on the toilet
Recents. I just remembered i forgot to log Weapons, deff watched it before F4.
November 16, 2025 at 2:25 PM
Recents. I just remembered i forgot to log Weapons, deff watched it before F4.
nah i just flop in there like a flaccid vagina
November 15, 2025 at 10:23 PM
nah i just flop in there like a flaccid vagina
i had to look up what the fuck you’re talking about. if it’s still jerboa sized i’d kick it.
November 15, 2025 at 9:34 PM
i had to look up what the fuck you’re talking about. if it’s still jerboa sized i’d kick it.
Trump probably got pregnant
November 15, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Trump probably got pregnant
it’s almost Sunday night
November 15, 2025 at 9:31 PM
it’s almost Sunday night
Raichu/Golbat/Hypno/Venusaur/Sandslash/Vaporeon
November 15, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Raichu/Golbat/Hypno/Venusaur/Sandslash/Vaporeon
Post your favorite Star Trek character. Wrong answers only.
November 15, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Post your favorite Star Trek character. Wrong answers only.
i’m sorry you cried! not to sound cheesy but if you try journaling about it you might be able to remember.
November 15, 2025 at 1:05 PM
i’m sorry you cried! not to sound cheesy but if you try journaling about it you might be able to remember.
australian goose, i love you
November 11, 2025 at 11:12 PM
australian goose, i love you
just look at him (pls read the description in the last picture and tell me if you see it too).
November 11, 2025 at 8:47 PM
just look at him (pls read the description in the last picture and tell me if you see it too).
Friday Morning Wisdom
November 7, 2025 at 1:08 PM
Friday Morning Wisdom
