Love Actually is the only movie I can think of where I’ve heard multiple people say, “that is easily the worst movie I’ve seen 11 times.”
December 25, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Love Actually is the only movie I can think of where I’ve heard multiple people say, “that is easily the worst movie I’ve seen 11 times.”
The pendulum has swung way too far on Fleetwood Mac, enough. They’re fine, that’s the only needed position. They’re not an affront to the senses; they’re not boundary pushing geniuses; they’re fussy cokeheads who made acceptable background noise for the grocery store.
December 2, 2025 at 11:28 PM
The pendulum has swung way too far on Fleetwood Mac, enough. They’re fine, that’s the only needed position. They’re not an affront to the senses; they’re not boundary pushing geniuses; they’re fussy cokeheads who made acceptable background noise for the grocery store.
Skateboarding is obviously the coolest sport to be a really talented amateur in, but I think being a professional skateboarder is pretty dorky. Much to consider.
November 21, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Skateboarding is obviously the coolest sport to be a really talented amateur in, but I think being a professional skateboarder is pretty dorky. Much to consider.
There are some cities where you are instantly confronted with the beating black heart of the USA upon your arrival, but Denver, Colorado has perhaps the most singularly evil presence I’ve ever sensed.
October 29, 2025 at 2:43 AM
There are some cities where you are instantly confronted with the beating black heart of the USA upon your arrival, but Denver, Colorado has perhaps the most singularly evil presence I’ve ever sensed.
Tootsie rolls? Filth.
Tootsie pops? Divine.
Candy is such a rich tapestry.
Tootsie pops? Divine.
Candy is such a rich tapestry.
October 23, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Tootsie rolls? Filth.
Tootsie pops? Divine.
Candy is such a rich tapestry.
Tootsie pops? Divine.
Candy is such a rich tapestry.
Goths are back in such a big way. Good for goths.
October 15, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Goths are back in such a big way. Good for goths.
When did daiya get good? It doesn’t even have The Taste anymore!
September 21, 2025 at 12:12 PM
When did daiya get good? It doesn’t even have The Taste anymore!
We need a complete moratorium on using the word “liminal” until you people figure out what it actually means.
September 11, 2025 at 11:07 AM
We need a complete moratorium on using the word “liminal” until you people figure out what it actually means.
Morrissey writing “In our lifetime/those who kill/The news-world hands them stardom” is such a Dewey cox ass detail. Just have him turn to camera and say, “bad behavior gets you attention.”
August 28, 2025 at 11:42 AM
Morrissey writing “In our lifetime/those who kill/The news-world hands them stardom” is such a Dewey cox ass detail. Just have him turn to camera and say, “bad behavior gets you attention.”
The Jesse Promise® is that I will never try to riff on your joke. If you say something funny, I will give you the like and move on with my life.
August 19, 2025 at 11:08 AM
The Jesse Promise® is that I will never try to riff on your joke. If you say something funny, I will give you the like and move on with my life.
We have ants in our house, but I can’t get too mad about it. I also like living in my house.
June 21, 2025 at 12:18 AM
We have ants in our house, but I can’t get too mad about it. I also like living in my house.
When I have an inane thought, I usually just blurt it out (including when I’m alone). This, I’ve realized, is why I’m not much of a poster: I was simply born a yapper.
May 27, 2025 at 5:44 PM
When I have an inane thought, I usually just blurt it out (including when I’m alone). This, I’ve realized, is why I’m not much of a poster: I was simply born a yapper.
My dog and the hound mix who lives down the street have these long, weird staring matches, and I’ve made the same joke about “Beagelian recognition” each time for the last five years. I think my wife is going to laugh at it any day now.
April 29, 2025 at 11:01 PM
My dog and the hound mix who lives down the street have these long, weird staring matches, and I’ve made the same joke about “Beagelian recognition” each time for the last five years. I think my wife is going to laugh at it any day now.
My optometrist’s office already texted me for my birthday, but if the company I bought a mattress from in 2017 doesn’t say something soon I swear I will start a fire. I love being alive, I look forward to all this continuing.
April 28, 2025 at 4:50 PM
My optometrist’s office already texted me for my birthday, but if the company I bought a mattress from in 2017 doesn’t say something soon I swear I will start a fire. I love being alive, I look forward to all this continuing.
Found this picture of me and my dad at my parents’ house and it’s my favorite picture of all time now
April 12, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Found this picture of me and my dad at my parents’ house and it’s my favorite picture of all time now
My wife ran a half marathon today and got pretty dehydrated. I took her to urgent care and her parents asked how she’s doing, so I’m gonna send them this (she’s fine).
March 30, 2025 at 12:43 AM
My wife ran a half marathon today and got pretty dehydrated. I took her to urgent care and her parents asked how she’s doing, so I’m gonna send them this (she’s fine).
The dental hygienist called me one of her best patients, so you can all go to hell.
March 26, 2025 at 11:06 AM
The dental hygienist called me one of her best patients, so you can all go to hell.
I mostly don’t miss Twitter, but I used to see so many pictures of snoopy there and I never see him now. That foul-mouthed wretch Garfield is a dime a dozen here, but just zero snoopies.
March 13, 2025 at 11:53 PM
I mostly don’t miss Twitter, but I used to see so many pictures of snoopy there and I never see him now. That foul-mouthed wretch Garfield is a dime a dozen here, but just zero snoopies.
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March 5, 2025 at 1:13 PM
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Pepper posting to warm things up here
October 7, 2023 at 2:10 PM
Pepper posting to warm things up here