Somethin about me is I just love to wait in line. Not even for anything. Just love the thrill of the chase.
February 8, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Somethin about me is I just love to wait in line. Not even for anything. Just love the thrill of the chase.
When people talk about studying abroad, I just sit there thinkin like damn going to college outside of my hometown was me studying abroad
February 8, 2025 at 2:14 PM
When people talk about studying abroad, I just sit there thinkin like damn going to college outside of my hometown was me studying abroad
I can’t wait for them to design a button up shirt for someone with boobs. Will be huge
January 29, 2025 at 2:24 PM
I can’t wait for them to design a button up shirt for someone with boobs. Will be huge
About to finish a tub of Vaseline I’ve had since 2015
January 26, 2025 at 8:03 PM
About to finish a tub of Vaseline I’ve had since 2015
I do think it’s okay to bully parking enforcement officers
October 27, 2023 at 2:50 PM
I do think it’s okay to bully parking enforcement officers
Using my Instagram bio like a banner for Facebook statuses
October 24, 2023 at 12:51 AM
Using my Instagram bio like a banner for Facebook statuses
One of the sweetest and most domestic things my boyfriend has done around our house is that he built floating storage shelves in our garage and made the holiday decoration shelf lower so it would be easy for me to get to by myself if I wanted to.
September 19, 2023 at 11:42 PM
One of the sweetest and most domestic things my boyfriend has done around our house is that he built floating storage shelves in our garage and made the holiday decoration shelf lower so it would be easy for me to get to by myself if I wanted to.
The way my dog acts is how I act off a gram and a half of mushrooms
September 12, 2023 at 8:27 PM
The way my dog acts is how I act off a gram and a half of mushrooms
I just paid y’all an additional $21 over the subtotal and now y’all want me to plate the food up and do a whole photoshoot for you. Interesting…
August 31, 2023 at 12:46 AM
I just paid y’all an additional $21 over the subtotal and now y’all want me to plate the food up and do a whole photoshoot for you. Interesting…
I make my hair appointments 10-14 weeks in advance and no matter what it falls on a day when I’m negative in the bank
August 30, 2023 at 8:32 PM
I make my hair appointments 10-14 weeks in advance and no matter what it falls on a day when I’m negative in the bank
How do I explain to my future therapist that in my mind putting my headphones in while in public is an act of violence towards the people around me who may need to say something to me for some reason.
August 24, 2023 at 3:45 PM
How do I explain to my future therapist that in my mind putting my headphones in while in public is an act of violence towards the people around me who may need to say something to me for some reason.
This may be a personal flaw but every time I order door dash it is both, the most money I’ve ever spent on an individual meal, and also the worst thing I’ve ever eaten and is also sometimes even inedible. But once every two months I forget all of that and then history repeats itself
August 21, 2023 at 5:37 PM
This may be a personal flaw but every time I order door dash it is both, the most money I’ve ever spent on an individual meal, and also the worst thing I’ve ever eaten and is also sometimes even inedible. But once every two months I forget all of that and then history repeats itself
I believe in signs because synchronicities happen all the time. I’ve been thinking about how tired and burned out I am and went to listen to the next episode of a podcast and it’s titled “burned out” and the story is set on my birthday…
August 18, 2023 at 7:02 PM
I believe in signs because synchronicities happen all the time. I’ve been thinking about how tired and burned out I am and went to listen to the next episode of a podcast and it’s titled “burned out” and the story is set on my birthday…
The worst part of the morning commute are all of the other people on the road who drive like they are willing to crash and die in order to get to work one minute earlier.
August 18, 2023 at 1:13 PM
The worst part of the morning commute are all of the other people on the road who drive like they are willing to crash and die in order to get to work one minute earlier.
I dine by myself at restaurants almost daily and I really am just a “you still doin’ good ma’am?”, “yes everything is perfect!” kind of bitch
August 16, 2023 at 9:28 PM
I dine by myself at restaurants almost daily and I really am just a “you still doin’ good ma’am?”, “yes everything is perfect!” kind of bitch
After being an elementary school teacher, I gotta say that feral little girls who are completely every runaway fallen leaf and every speeding car and every butterfly that lands on a bloody knee are absolutely my favorite. Unmatched power
August 13, 2023 at 11:10 PM
After being an elementary school teacher, I gotta say that feral little girls who are completely every runaway fallen leaf and every speeding car and every butterfly that lands on a bloody knee are absolutely my favorite. Unmatched power
To this day I still don’t know what I’m supposed to do when maintenance people come to my house. I feel like it’s weird to just sit on the couch watching tv when some random fellas are doing manual labor in the same room but closing myself up in my bedroom feels rude too
August 11, 2023 at 10:47 PM
To this day I still don’t know what I’m supposed to do when maintenance people come to my house. I feel like it’s weird to just sit on the couch watching tv when some random fellas are doing manual labor in the same room but closing myself up in my bedroom feels rude too
Becoming a cut throat business woman by just being direct in my emails instead of apologizing for existing in every single one
August 4, 2023 at 2:54 PM
Becoming a cut throat business woman by just being direct in my emails instead of apologizing for existing in every single one
Becoming a cut throat business woman by telling a co-worker via email to stop editing my illustrator files with acrobat
August 4, 2023 at 2:30 PM
Becoming a cut throat business woman by telling a co-worker via email to stop editing my illustrator files with acrobat
I’m often giving one of my male co-workers dating advice and one time he was explaining to me how he accidentally talked about ancient Egypt for an entire date. My advice was to only talk about ancient Egypt for part of the date next time
August 4, 2023 at 1:53 AM
I’m often giving one of my male co-workers dating advice and one time he was explaining to me how he accidentally talked about ancient Egypt for an entire date. My advice was to only talk about ancient Egypt for part of the date next time
The biggest change I’ve noticed as I move through my mid 20s is the hold Jimmy Buffet has on me getting stronger and stronger.
July 31, 2023 at 6:30 PM
The biggest change I’ve noticed as I move through my mid 20s is the hold Jimmy Buffet has on me getting stronger and stronger.
I’ve found that I cherish a blue sky but am always worrying about when the clouds are going to roll in
July 15, 2023 at 11:18 PM
I’ve found that I cherish a blue sky but am always worrying about when the clouds are going to roll in