either my performative ass book collection is subconsciously just a ploy to reel in sexual partners, or having sex is a ploy to get people to buy me barnes and noble gift cards. i choose not to engage in the psychoanalysis necessary to figure it out
anywaysssss!!!

the human ass was designed by god as a gift to people who wanna get cummed in but also don't want kids

thinking about human bodies and how i used to think they were the ugliest most misshapen thing in nature and then i got really into clay sculpting and that literally fixed it

obviously i wasn't done

anybody wanna come tug on it for me? it's a pressure stim i promise

there comes a time in every young allosexual history buff's life where they wonder if they should round their personality out a little more by creating a sexy online alter ego. and by every i mean one and by one i mean MEEEEEE :3