Taking applications for someone to marry me so we can be DINKs and ride out this #recession without going broke.

Officially under 10k in student loans and the end is in sight.

Sometimes I wonder how many people in my orbit have secret OnlyFans accounts.

Someone once told me the music I listen to sounds like walking into an Urban Outfitters and I’ve never been so traumatized.

Hey Merrick Garland, fuck you forever. Through your inaction, you enabled this blitzkrieg against the rule of law and democracy.

I had no issues getting the #TTPD anthology vinyl yesterday. Not sure what all the fuss is about.

ENM is such a weird concept. Like you’re together but also sleeping with other people???

Not sure how I feel about this butterfly icon for Bluesky. It’s giving 10 year old girl vibes.