This is a nicely chilled place. No neanderthals 😀

Indeed Sir Michael. The plebs do not know what a great strategic behemoth Forrage is. They should have paid attention at school rather than watching Top of the Pops. The master plan will be revealed to them, but at this time, like you, I do not have the crayons to explain it to them. HNY.

Indeed Sir Michael. Hope you have a seriously good Christmas, and that 2025 brings back some traditional values we dearly love.

Indeed Sir Michael. Is there anything more stirring to the lions, than seeing a modern-day gladiator show the plebs his measure. I freely admit, it certainly brings one out in a sweat.

Indeed Sir Michael. There will be many a tumescent chappie having a furtive game of picket billiards, as Jizza Clarkson attemps to shift his load in Parliament, using Tractor Ted for inspiration.

Indeed Sir Michael. This cunning linguist would enmoisten any filly getting too close to his silver tongued warblings. With his cheeky boyish good looks and that "come to bed, I've just woke up myself" looks, what chance does a chap have?

Indeed Sir Michael. With his luxurious locks, boyish good looks, and being in touch with the plebs, Micky will be an asset to the meteorological society.
Cannot think of anything more soothing than Micky telling me there's going to be a big wind coming, usually comprising of hot air.

Interesting how much the value has escalated. Currently some £68.00 in the UK when viewing the original cover price.

Many years ago, went to Port Arthur Prison. They still had the heavy frying pans, which were used to cauterise the stumps after amputations. Brutal.

And they say variety is dead.

We did. And very good they were.

Indeed Sir Michael. How I miss quality reporting from such missives as The Blackshirt and Action. Excellent journalism without the need of page 3 girls to lure the great unwashed. Instead, centre spreads of Sir Ossie, with his sporty hair cut and Ronald Colmon looks. Looking like you in you youth.

Indeed Sir Michael. These words would make a hard man moist with emotion. Hopefully, you will soon be recognised as the Poet Lariat in due coarse.

Indeed Sir Michael (I'm here as well).
Because of her, women have pockets in their dresses and are allowed the vote. I hold her personally responsible for that Stephen Mulhern chap invading our television screens.

Eek, you've been rumbled.