Marc went to the doctor and said his organs were those of a thirty-seven-year-old.
“One pulled the whole average down,” I said.

My DNA test said I was more Neanderthal than most.
Also Viking ancestry. Perfect for my Tinder profile, no?

I should learn to make bread.
What the hell
did I do all pandemic?

Most fake people are superficial, but the president takes it to great depths.

Death can’t erase a single word you’ve ever written.

Leaves are maps the wind tosses, as she thinks she knows where she’s going.