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Kernel (of corn) Hogan
@hollywoodron.bsky.social
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Watch out for your face, because I'll rock it off.

My opinions are my own, unless there's something wrong with you, too. Film Strip Podcast, Den of Geek, Film Stories, and elsewhere.
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October 31, 2025 at 12:46 AM
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And the reference.
October 31, 2025 at 12:45 AM
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Just imagine the haunting Peeping Torgo theme from Manos: The Hands of Fate here.
Me shot through a window in a Torgo Halloween costume.
October 31, 2025 at 12:43 AM
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October 8, 2025 at 4:32 PM
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If you don't know Carlyle, here he is in all his formal heterochromatic glory.
Carlyle, a tuxedo cat with heterochromia. Carlyle the bunny. Carlyle at Thanksgiving.
October 5, 2025 at 6:13 PM
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Johnny's future wife Lisa, who is having a baby. Uh oh, what's this? Tylenol! She betray me, everybody betray me! I fed up with this world!
September 23, 2025 at 3:56 PM
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Routinely did this on The Man Show and didn't get in trouble, but criticizing Trump is a step too far.
Jimmy Kimmel playing Karl Malone from The Man Show.
September 17, 2025 at 11:21 PM
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Jimmy Buffet, tropics-obsessed lunatic graphic from the original Yacht Rock web series.
September 4, 2025 at 3:47 PM
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My fantastic four.
Jim Cornette (kneeling center) with Stan Lane (l), Big Bubba (c), and Beautiful Bobby (r). They have the NWA United States tag team titles.
July 20, 2025 at 7:38 PM
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This is where I post from:
The Blumhouse ident.
July 19, 2025 at 12:41 AM
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I wouldn’t tell anyone if I won the lottery but there would be signs
Bubo the mechanical owl from The Clash of the Titans.
July 10, 2025 at 12:24 AM
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Post a meme made by you
July 6, 2025 at 9:08 PM
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Danger Mouse
July 6, 2025 at 12:55 AM
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Elon Musk in front of a Tesla cybertruck pointing at the title of Ice Cube's Amerikkka's Most Wanted.
July 5, 2025 at 10:49 PM
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Me and the boys heard you was talking shit.
Parliament and/or Funkadelic.
July 3, 2025 at 1:03 AM
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If you see this, post an image you saved because it made you laugh.
June 26, 2025 at 4:01 AM
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Choose 30 of your favorite horror films of all time. One film per day for 30 days, in no particular order. No explanations, no reviews, just gifs or stills.
#FilmSky #Moviesky #horrorsky

25/ Return of the Living Dead
Burt is about to hit Tarman with a bat while Chuck, Crystal, and Spider watch in the background.
June 26, 2025 at 3:52 AM
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I was parked in the shade.
My car thermometer reading 110F.
June 25, 2025 at 9:12 PM
hollywoodron.bsky.social
Choose 30 of your favorite horror films of all time. One film per day for 30 days, in no particular order. No explanations, no reviews, just gifs or stills.
#FilmSky #Moviesky #horrorsky

21/ Wild Zero
Guitar Wolf standing over a headless exploded zombie in the movie Wild Zero. Bass Wolf and Drum Wolf are kneeling by the blood pool. Everyone looks peak coolness.
June 22, 2025 at 4:30 PM
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Choose 30 of your favorite horror films of all time. One film per day for 30 days, in no particular order. No explanations, no reviews, just gifs or stills.
#FilmSky #Moviesky #horrorsky

18/ Tales from the Crypt presents: Demon Knight
Billy Zane and Jada Pinkett from Demon Knight.
June 19, 2025 at 4:13 PM
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George Bush looks shocked on 9/11. The meme text reads, "Sir, a second Louisville Kroger has rats."
June 17, 2025 at 11:57 PM
hollywoodron.bsky.social
Choose 30 of your favorite horror films of all time. One film per day for 30 days, in no particular order. No explanations, no reviews, just gifs or stills.
#FilmSky #Moviesky #horrorsky

15/ Pontypool
Stephen McHattie from Pontypool.
June 16, 2025 at 9:42 AM
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If you're not excited about today's @filmstrippod.bsky.social episide on Conan the Destroyer, here's what @jayranhere.bsky.social said about it while editing it.

Always high praise to be compared to the mighty @whmpodcast.bsky.social.
"Conan the Destroyer is the most this podcast has ever been like We Hate Movies and I mean that as the highest of compliments"
June 16, 2025 at 9:39 AM
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Choose 30 of your favorite horror films of all time. One film per day for 30 days, in no particular order. No explanations, no reviews, just gifs or stills.
#FilmSky #Moviesky #horrorsky

13/ New Year's Evil
A vapid blonde makes eyes at a leisure suited guy with a mustache who'll eventually kill her because he's Evil from New Year's Evil.
June 14, 2025 at 6:18 AM
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How can I sleep with scenes like these in LA?
Batman surfing in 1966. He's wearing yellow Hawaiian print shorts over his regular costume. It should probably be on Adam West's tombstone.
June 12, 2025 at 10:12 AM