Don't eat it if you can't pronounce it?
August 15, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Don't eat it if you can't pronounce it?
I've always wondered why we allow a simple majority vote on any legislation. We've basically been ignoring the will of literally half of us on every decision made in my lifetime. It really needs to be like 70/30 for something to be considered as representative of "we the people"
July 3, 2025 at 7:18 PM
I've always wondered why we allow a simple majority vote on any legislation. We've basically been ignoring the will of literally half of us on every decision made in my lifetime. It really needs to be like 70/30 for something to be considered as representative of "we the people"
This has always seemed so weird to me. Do people really think this works? Putting a Canadian flag on our luggage doesn't hide what complete dicks we are lol
July 2, 2025 at 6:05 PM
This has always seemed so weird to me. Do people really think this works? Putting a Canadian flag on our luggage doesn't hide what complete dicks we are lol
Pass some gun control laws.
July 2, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Pass some gun control laws.
Where are the hats that say "Carlin was right about everything"? I need one.
July 2, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Where are the hats that say "Carlin was right about everything"? I need one.
I don't know if it's a compliment but it's def shit grammar.
I don't care if it's a real word. I hate it. Just let me hate it. Lol
I don't care if it's a real word. I hate it. Just let me hate it. Lol
July 1, 2025 at 11:15 PM
I don't know if it's a compliment but it's def shit grammar.
I don't care if it's a real word. I hate it. Just let me hate it. Lol
I don't care if it's a real word. I hate it. Just let me hate it. Lol
Let's be honest - they're pretending alligators and snakes will be sufficient deterrents to any escape attempts, but the real plan is to purposely make it insecure with the expectation that people WILL try to escape.
This is final solution policy.
This is final solution policy.
July 1, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Let's be honest - they're pretending alligators and snakes will be sufficient deterrents to any escape attempts, but the real plan is to purposely make it insecure with the expectation that people WILL try to escape.
This is final solution policy.
This is final solution policy.
That's what she said.
Sorry, you left me no choice.
Sorry, you left me no choice.
July 1, 2025 at 10:55 PM
That's what she said.
Sorry, you left me no choice.
Sorry, you left me no choice.
Does it seem weird that they took embalming equipment to the bodies (at sea?) instead of bringing the bodies to the equipment (on land)? Or am I completely misunderstanding the situation here?
July 1, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Does it seem weird that they took embalming equipment to the bodies (at sea?) instead of bringing the bodies to the equipment (on land)? Or am I completely misunderstanding the situation here?
The first Onion headline that couldn't be true if it wanted.
July 1, 2025 at 10:39 PM
The first Onion headline that couldn't be true if it wanted.
Are you saying I could have been hanging out with cows instead of people this whole time? I have been doing everything wrong lol
July 1, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Are you saying I could have been hanging out with cows instead of people this whole time? I have been doing everything wrong lol
You got a chair??? 💩
July 1, 2025 at 10:14 PM
You got a chair??? 💩
We are literal satire.
July 1, 2025 at 10:13 PM
We are literal satire.
I think what we'll remember is how reps on both sides were whiney little brats who pretended to give a shit all the way to the bank.
July 1, 2025 at 10:12 PM
I think what we'll remember is how reps on both sides were whiney little brats who pretended to give a shit all the way to the bank.
Jeez even if somebody doesn't understand what overhead is, there's no excuse for pretending taxes don't exist lol
June 30, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Jeez even if somebody doesn't understand what overhead is, there's no excuse for pretending taxes don't exist lol
Does anybody need to tell you why?
June 30, 2025 at 2:34 AM
Does anybody need to tell you why?
How are you supposed to do that? They've literally removed it from the rest of the thing. Jerks.
June 29, 2025 at 11:39 PM
How are you supposed to do that? They've literally removed it from the rest of the thing. Jerks.