Sorry I’m late to work boss, traffic was absolutely awful today

A slow Monday today just made significantly worse by the realisation there’s no Traitors to look forward to

My favourite thing about this app is that whenever I open it I am presented entirely with @hankgreen.bsky.social content and literally nothing else

We’ve lived in this house three years now and the bathroom fanlight has never opened - we’d long since given up on it and assumed we’d eventually need the whole window replaced.

So you can imagine my surprise yesterday when the joiner called me up to see the new bathroom floor and I spotted this:

just found out about Bobbejaan Schoepen, who in 1957 represented Belgium at Eurovision and then four years later opened a theme park which he named “Bobbejaanland” and honestly it’s a 10/10 life story, no notes

no thoughts, just the photoshop AI replacing my fiancé with a cat

I firmly believe that the only thing more annoying than tinny hold music is said tinny hold music being constantly interrupted by a robotic voice telling you your call is important

very heated debate in the gc this evening about whether Bigfoot or the Loch Ness Monster is most likely to exist
Harsh words have been exchanged, true feeling unearthed. We never recover

accidentally receiving a Bluesky invite code wasn’t on my bank holiday to-do list, but here we are I guess
As is tradition, I must begin my account with Basil, possibly the world’s most adorable hamster