I dare say uncle, I don’t think we can take anymore greatness. Jesus would have definitely approved of these cuts for children’s food and care programs.

One of the dumbest bastardizations that should not be allowed to continue is happening to the word “Preppy”. Like, what kind of brain rot do these children have? They cant get a word right, but Maga wants them marrying and breeding? NO. Stay in (prep) school. wordsmarts.com/preppy-gen-z/h

How come no one is talking about how we officially lost the Cold War?

When I say that I hope people get exactly what THEY voted for, the repeal of prescription drug price caps is exactly what I’m talking about. Right in their pocketbook, right away, those prices can electronically go up— got them before ICE can complete one raid.

Listen, I drive a Denali, not a McKinley.

#newcarnewcarsmell
#newpresidentuseddiapersmell
#bringbackcomplicatedhashtagsyoucowards

MLK Day. Make it a priority in your life and your children’s lives to visit the National Civil Rights museum in Memphis. It’s an incredibly powerful experience.

Watching Alex Pelosi’s “The Insurrectionist Next Door” makes me feel as if I’ve breathed too many paint fumes—I need fresh air between chapters. It’s the country’s dumbest bipeds doubling down on their crimes. Parkour guy and his idiot sister…woof. Facetat SoDak and his bar is on the floor woman…

Not sure how to quit “And Just Like That” but it feels weird that at end of S2, Miranda is a mess. Give Miranda wins: Miranda should be Samantha level—running a law firm, grappling with early retirement and resisting the pool maintainer at her country house.

Working out the parody lyrics to the “One Margarita” viral song to fit with a slide show of all of the mug shots coming out of Georgia, but is it just too peak-2023 to put it on the record as my first Blueskie?