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Holly dog
@holly.dog
· Aug 9
wouldn’t be a girl failure if I did everything right now would I?
“I know women arnt real because if they were god would have made me one”
December 30, 2025 at 10:16 PM
“I know women arnt real because if they were god would have made me one”
Only taking one antacid is transmedicalism
December 7, 2025 at 5:20 AM
Only taking one antacid is transmedicalism
The real question is pads or tampons
December 7, 2025 at 5:20 AM
The real question is pads or tampons
The wruff thing about being poly is deciding which gf gets to kill me
December 5, 2025 at 3:50 AM
The wruff thing about being poly is deciding which gf gets to kill me
Queer coded? Yeah she does! And she’s quite good at it too!
December 5, 2025 at 12:18 AM
Queer coded? Yeah she does! And she’s quite good at it too!
Awwww my owner/girlfriend/wife/pet is sick I guess I gotta lay on her all day
December 3, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Awwww my owner/girlfriend/wife/pet is sick I guess I gotta lay on her all day
Said this irl and got “you know a normal person would just say they really like fruit”
I’m such a fruit slut
December 2, 2025 at 8:27 AM
Said this irl and got “you know a normal person would just say they really like fruit”
IN WHAT FUCKING WORLD CAN *BLOOD TESTS* BE CASUALLY MARKED DOWN 25 PERCENT?!?!
November 30, 2025 at 1:48 AM
IN WHAT FUCKING WORLD CAN *BLOOD TESTS* BE CASUALLY MARKED DOWN 25 PERCENT?!?!
I hate my dick but id hate it more if it was inoperable so im out to shoot ropes until I get it replaced #futamaxing
November 26, 2025 at 10:40 PM
I hate my dick but id hate it more if it was inoperable so im out to shoot ropes until I get it replaced #futamaxing
Never understood the need for safe words until I misheard “I’m not ready” as “I’m knot ready”
November 26, 2025 at 9:34 PM
Never understood the need for safe words until I misheard “I’m not ready” as “I’m knot ready”
My rabbit gf is depressed she’s got that bunnui
November 26, 2025 at 7:12 AM
My rabbit gf is depressed she’s got that bunnui
… and then I filled her full of enchiladas.
November 25, 2025 at 5:57 AM
… and then I filled her full of enchiladas.
“You can’t just post about piss” -my beautiful piss covered girlfriend
“Do you ever post about our sex” -my lovely cum filled girlfriend
November 25, 2025 at 4:59 AM
“You can’t just post about piss” -my beautiful piss covered girlfriend
“I eat up all the stupid in the relationship ”
November 21, 2025 at 9:58 PM
“I eat up all the stupid in the relationship ”
7 every 9 is nasty work btw
November 19, 2025 at 1:09 AM
7 every 9 is nasty work btw
“Do you ever post about our sex” -my lovely cum filled girlfriend
November 18, 2025 at 9:27 AM
“Do you ever post about our sex” -my lovely cum filled girlfriend
Every 5 (five) minutes I flip between “I’m a woman with an endocrine disorder” and “I’m a futapuppy living your sexual fantasy”
November 17, 2025 at 9:11 AM
Every 5 (five) minutes I flip between “I’m a woman with an endocrine disorder” and “I’m a futapuppy living your sexual fantasy”
I look like a faggot and it feels soooooo good
November 16, 2025 at 4:48 AM
I look like a faggot and it feels soooooo good