I pat him on the bottom so he knows I think he’s doing a good job.
December 9, 2025 at 9:32 AM
I pat him on the bottom so he knows I think he’s doing a good job.
Thanks for stopping all those wars.
December 6, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Thanks for stopping all those wars.
OBR accidentally releases budgie two hours early.
November 26, 2025 at 1:43 PM
OBR accidentally releases budgie two hours early.
No wonder she’s unhappy sitting down.
November 19, 2025 at 11:01 AM
No wonder she’s unhappy sitting down.
Sticky rocking horse elected mayor of Hartlepool
November 17, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Sticky rocking horse elected mayor of Hartlepool
In America they call it KY jam.
November 12, 2025 at 11:51 AM
In America they call it KY jam.
Peter Fenn on the organ.
November 11, 2025 at 2:50 PM
Peter Fenn on the organ.
Must have been a very small leg.
November 10, 2025 at 4:02 PM
Must have been a very small leg.
We’ll try the one up by the prophylactic emporium
November 10, 2025 at 4:02 PM
We’ll try the one up by the prophylactic emporium
Wasn’t expecting to read the word mouth.
October 30, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Wasn’t expecting to read the word mouth.
A hot marzipan dildo, don’t forget.
October 30, 2025 at 11:47 AM
A hot marzipan dildo, don’t forget.
* pop in for a drink on thursday, the place is still a mess from all the decapitations
October 30, 2025 at 11:46 AM
* pop in for a drink on thursday, the place is still a mess from all the decapitations
If you hate the parents.
October 23, 2025 at 7:15 PM
If you hate the parents.
If you turn up in your pyjamas, they might get the hint.
October 23, 2025 at 5:58 PM
If you turn up in your pyjamas, they might get the hint.
No, he’s all yours.
October 21, 2025 at 4:08 PM
No, he’s all yours.
You deserve to be the main course.
October 21, 2025 at 12:55 PM
You deserve to be the main course.
this glue’s got sequins in it.
October 19, 2025 at 5:38 PM
this glue’s got sequins in it.
He really is a thrat.
October 19, 2025 at 5:37 PM
He really is a thrat.
Don’t let children play with buttons.
October 18, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Don’t let children play with buttons.
They did! Ross was always on the far right, and Norris was on the far right.
October 16, 2025 at 10:52 AM
They did! Ross was always on the far right, and Norris was on the far right.