Where upstate? Where you are? Or other?

apparently the proper way to depict sarcasm in text is to say "sorry" a lot

I was supposed to be on this list but at the last minute they removed me! They said it's because I'm "pushing fifty" and also "not famous"

yes, mice in love

I'm sorry to report that I have also read this

Wooo that's my hometown

I've been living in that dimension ever since I found out "Legend of the Guardians: The Owls of Ga'Hoole" was a real movie title

it's clearly so deceptively-edited, but gotta love the exact same footage of this guy saying "I don't think so" at both 1:01 and 2:13, answering two very different questions

Listen to you, "Wahh I don't want another great depression" well too bad, my hands are tied. Weak men have to create hard times or else the meme doesn't work

somebody told me what that song is "about" once and it was pretty dumb so if you don't know, don't look it up

The first time I noticed that song I was walking by Smoothie King in downtown Athens and it was playing on their patio speaker, and it was so beautiful I sat down on the curb and listened to the rest of it before continuing down the street

They cancelled a whole comic series after writer Gretchen Felker-Martin made some jokes about Kirk's death

fuck yourself off forever

Being a Republican means demolishing the planet and still expecting to get invited to dinner. They don’t believe in cutting people off socially over politics—they believe in *murdering* people over politics. Keeping normal relationships with whoever’s left is how they tell themselves they’re ok.

(homestar runner voice)

getting more of a Kool Keith vibe tbh

every time the dark money operatives choose not to pay me, my price goes up $500