Stop. It’s not funny anymore. I saw one of you guys at my window. MY WINDOW. This is not funny.

I bleed gas. I cut myself on a corner and smoke came out of me. Nothing else. I was so surprised I took a knife to my wrist, to nobody’s surprise, pure gas, smoke, vapour. I’m straight gas bbg 100% guarantee.

If I came to yor hose wold we have a fn time oh no haha my keyboard is broken so I can’t se the letter

Suppose for a second walkin down the street you were to see a king carried on a throne on a cat or two or three and he looked at you and said give me my land royal subject and you said I’m sorry sir but I’ve no land myself and he laughed and said repeat that but you cudda sworn you said it already.

My cousin used to be a pescatarian. Now he does crack.

Someone hire this guy for snl badk in the 90s this is gold baby content prime pacifier media

Suppose for a second toots, I was to order a happy meal… that’s right, hold the happy toots. Hmm. Cigarettes.

Here’s my imprsssion of walking into ai store hey may I have super two cats eating burgers with snoop doggy dowg and they’re cool and have sunglasses please and the cashier says yes that’ll be two dead polar bears please lol