Three teenage boys walk past my window bouncing a basketball. I only hear their conversation.

Boy 1 explaining to boy 3: "We're not gay. We're homie-sexual!"
Boy 2: "Well we're not straight either..."

I'm grateful to be finally making use of the domain name I impulsively bought while drunk.

i refuse to grow my audience by “providing value” or doing any sort of “thought leadership”

i will post exclusively the dumbest, silliest, least relevant thoughts in my bird brain. this is my oath

Wow this place feels like *touching grass*