SpongeBob is the Bugs Bunny of Gen Z
August 31, 2025 at 3:12 AM
SpongeBob is the Bugs Bunny of Gen Z
How can I look so handsome in the mirror but so ugly in photos and in reality and in newspaper articles about ugly people
July 6, 2025 at 5:43 PM
How can I look so handsome in the mirror but so ugly in photos and in reality and in newspaper articles about ugly people
My life tip is to combine vanilla and root beer at a Coke freestyle machine
June 28, 2025 at 9:31 PM
My life tip is to combine vanilla and root beer at a Coke freestyle machine
I'm doing laundry at mats you've never heard of
June 28, 2025 at 5:01 PM
I'm doing laundry at mats you've never heard of
Uh Tony Hawk Tuah. Is that anything
June 17, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Uh Tony Hawk Tuah. Is that anything
Jesus Christ every fucking post is about AI what have we done to deserve this
June 14, 2025 at 5:48 AM
Jesus Christ every fucking post is about AI what have we done to deserve this
A fan, a plan, a canal, Panafa
May 2, 2025 at 3:35 PM
A fan, a plan, a canal, Panafa
A pretty good insult is that you're all razzle and no dazzle
February 25, 2025 at 5:47 AM
A pretty good insult is that you're all razzle and no dazzle
Been watering my little olive tree with lemon lime seltzer water and I think the olives are beginning to perform rudimentary mathematics, anyone ever accidentally created sentience before?
February 24, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Been watering my little olive tree with lemon lime seltzer water and I think the olives are beginning to perform rudimentary mathematics, anyone ever accidentally created sentience before?
Breakfast: handful of almonds, black coffee, half grapefruit
Lunch: 11,000 cream cheese danishes
Dinner: light salad, air fried protein, cup of red wine
Lunch: 11,000 cream cheese danishes
Dinner: light salad, air fried protein, cup of red wine
February 22, 2025 at 2:07 AM
Breakfast: handful of almonds, black coffee, half grapefruit
Lunch: 11,000 cream cheese danishes
Dinner: light salad, air fried protein, cup of red wine
Lunch: 11,000 cream cheese danishes
Dinner: light salad, air fried protein, cup of red wine
Just lost $28,000 on bad green Gatorade bet. My wife is crying. I am staring into the fireplace
February 10, 2025 at 3:09 AM
Just lost $28,000 on bad green Gatorade bet. My wife is crying. I am staring into the fireplace
Emailing the host "we'll be late" as soon as you RSVP
December 21, 2024 at 1:01 AM
Emailing the host "we'll be late" as soon as you RSVP
googling "can I get pregnant through the phone" every night just to drive some data analyst insane
December 7, 2024 at 6:15 AM
googling "can I get pregnant through the phone" every night just to drive some data analyst insane
Capital One app should be called Appital One. Not taking any questions on this
November 24, 2024 at 8:13 PM
Capital One app should be called Appital One. Not taking any questions on this