@hokemosley.bsky.social
I usually don't post a photo of myself because I am hideous. My likes are eating and smoking with the blind hermit, and breaking the necks of villagers. My dislikes are mirrors and fire. Fire bad!
If only Trump had a helpmate like that, he could spend more time golfing!
January 4, 2026 at 2:36 AM
If only Trump had a helpmate like that, he could spend more time golfing!
They only killed 40 civilians. Another successful mission.
January 4, 2026 at 12:50 AM
They only killed 40 civilians. Another successful mission.
"Have you tried switching it off, and then switching it back on?"
January 4, 2026 at 12:48 AM
"Have you tried switching it off, and then switching it back on?"
Are we sure someone didn't take the test for him?
January 2, 2026 at 2:51 PM
Are we sure someone didn't take the test for him?
Milo is not saying he's gay, he's saying he's a misogynist.
January 2, 2026 at 1:28 PM
Milo is not saying he's gay, he's saying he's a misogynist.
Thin Lizzy better sue the fuckin' shit out of these fuckers!
January 1, 2026 at 9:52 PM
Thin Lizzy better sue the fuckin' shit out of these fuckers!
Happy New Year!
January 1, 2026 at 2:18 PM
Happy New Year!
I like seeing each stage of an illustrations development. Cool stuff!
December 30, 2025 at 2:34 PM
I like seeing each stage of an illustrations development. Cool stuff!
Trump said "We have to build a bigger bunker, because they have bunker busting bombs." he said it six times fast, which makes him fit to be the President.
December 30, 2025 at 1:49 PM
Trump said "We have to build a bigger bunker, because they have bunker busting bombs." he said it six times fast, which makes him fit to be the President.
Da-Da-Da-Bop-Bop-Bam!
December 29, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Da-Da-Da-Bop-Bop-Bam!
Even cosmic destroyers enjoy using the Dymo Label Maker.
December 29, 2025 at 2:33 PM
Even cosmic destroyers enjoy using the Dymo Label Maker.
What I meant to say was: "Fuck that fucker, and all the other fucking fuckers."
December 29, 2025 at 2:26 PM
What I meant to say was: "Fuck that fucker, and all the other fucking fuckers."
This world doesn't look like our ancestors imagined it because you and your ilk just threw out 80 years of nation building and social progress for a broken nation, red in tooth and claw.
December 29, 2025 at 2:25 PM
This world doesn't look like our ancestors imagined it because you and your ilk just threw out 80 years of nation building and social progress for a broken nation, red in tooth and claw.
He's testy because three women co-workers are smarter and more moral than he'll ever be.
December 29, 2025 at 2:19 PM
He's testy because three women co-workers are smarter and more moral than he'll ever be.
Because Turner has no code.
December 29, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Because Turner has no code.
Post a perfect album from the 90s that isn't Nirvana, Soundgarden, Pearl Jam or Alice in Chains.
December 28, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Post a perfect album from the 90s that isn't Nirvana, Soundgarden, Pearl Jam or Alice in Chains.
Tried milking it, got kicked in the head for his foolishness, and now can't remember if he's had milk from the same cow twice.
December 28, 2025 at 2:38 AM
Tried milking it, got kicked in the head for his foolishness, and now can't remember if he's had milk from the same cow twice.
I'm sensing a theme.
December 27, 2025 at 4:06 PM
I'm sensing a theme.
Yes, now I can see her building her paintings. Thank you
December 27, 2025 at 3:12 PM
Yes, now I can see her building her paintings. Thank you
The wind is blowing her hair around, yet she's walking around with a lit candelabra? I mean, come on man!
December 27, 2025 at 1:59 PM
The wind is blowing her hair around, yet she's walking around with a lit candelabra? I mean, come on man!
"You're gonna need a bigger boat."
December 27, 2025 at 1:22 PM
"You're gonna need a bigger boat."
Absolutely, Stephen Miller is #1. The Devil is giddy anticipating getting his hands on that s.o.b.
December 27, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Absolutely, Stephen Miller is #1. The Devil is giddy anticipating getting his hands on that s.o.b.