hoke.bsky.social
@hoke.bsky.social
Triple Crossing, Perly’s, Heritage, Zorch, The Jasper
September 6, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Good luck getting close enough to grab him. He’s an old and angry ball of fur.
January 30, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Cooper heard you talking shit about Dabo and is ready to fight
January 30, 2025 at 7:29 PM
December 12, 2024 at 11:51 PM
I feel like I embody “short and sweet”
December 8, 2024 at 5:54 AM
Lemme tell you about a certain carpenter…
December 8, 2024 at 5:31 AM
ACC is too powerful on the CW. Champ might end up with the top seed in the CFP
December 8, 2024 at 1:52 AM
But the important game tonight has already kicked off!
December 8, 2024 at 1:18 AM
Basketball coaches don’t get medals.
Horses don’t get medals.
Therefore, the horses are the coaches here.
August 2, 2024 at 1:14 AM
Honestly, 6’5” is too tall for me a bunch of the time
July 17, 2024 at 9:52 PM
Relatedly, “ent” is one of the nicest and most accurate things I’ve ever been called
April 18, 2024 at 12:31 AM
Multiple sazeracs deep over here
January 6, 2024 at 4:55 AM