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Hoho-Hannah Marie 🎄🎅🪩🤧🤪
@hohohannahbananner.bsky.social
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Don’t mind me, I’m just yelling into the void. Love the pop girlies, gaming, and anything silly! 🫶 (she/her - 28)
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YEW KNOW IM SUCH A FOOL FOR YEWWWW 🤭 - Linger - The Cranberries
A screenshot from Spotify of The Cranberries’ “Linger”
December 4, 2025 at 5:10 AM
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My number 2 Sabrina 🥲 We Almost Broke Up Again Last Night - Sabrina Carpenter 🫶
A screenshot from Spotify of Sabrina Carpenter’s We Almost Broke Up Again Last Night
December 4, 2025 at 4:49 AM
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My girl CHAPPELLLL!!! Red Wine Supernova - Chappell Roan 🍷
A screenshot from Spotify of Chappell Roan’s Red Wine Supernova
December 4, 2025 at 4:46 AM
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The way this is actually so perfect 🥲 how can a person know everything at 18 but nothing at 22? Nothing New - Taylor Swift (feat Phoebe Bridgers)

I cropped this bc I was not gonna do Sadie Sink dirty with her crying face used for the video
A screenshot from Spotify of Taylor Swift, dead Phoebe Bridgers’ “Nothing New”
December 4, 2025 at 4:44 AM
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Ok this is actually kinda iconic for 21 - Toxic - Britney Spears ❤️‍🔥
A screenshot from Spotify of Britney Spears’ Toxic
December 4, 2025 at 4:39 AM
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Omg not a Taylor Song (it was last year 🥲) but still iconic! Put Your Records On - Corrine Bailey Rae
A screenshot from Spotify of Corinne Bailey Rae’s song Put Your Records On
December 4, 2025 at 4:28 AM
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Day 1 - (I’m planning on getting caught up this weekend hehe) a very delightful Cabernet Sauvignon which is one of my favorites! This one is yummy & paired really well with the spaghetti bolognese we had with dinner. It’s giving berry or plum of some kind? Also v dry which you KNOW ya girl loves
A photo of a stemless wineglass next to a small bottle of Cabernet Sauvignon - the label is purple and gold and has little moons and stars on it
December 4, 2025 at 4:24 AM
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2025 Wine Advent Calendar thread - happy holidays and cheers besties! 🥂🎄
A picture of my wine advent calendar - the box is red and green and has little cartoon Christmas towns across it. It reads “in good taste - 24 mini bottles. Wine Advent Calendar. Crafted by hand, globally cultivated” A glass of red wine with a red Santa hat on top of it. There are aesthetically placed red Christmas baubles, a wrapped gift and a bottle of wine in the background. There are also white Christmas lights for ambience
December 4, 2025 at 4:09 AM
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Posted this on my Instagram story alongside my wrapped so people know I won’t be taking their commentary on Taylor Swift at this time (or ever) 🫶
A picture of a white man with a buzz cut eating a pizza from the little ceasers meme. I’ve photoshopped Taylor Swift’s the life of a showgirl vinyl on top of the pizza he is eating. The caption says “life of a showgirl taste so good when u ain’t got a bitch in ya ear telling you it’s nasty”
December 3, 2025 at 10:23 PM
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the way things go - beabadoobee 🤍
A screenshot from Spotify of the song “the way things go” by beabadoobee
December 3, 2025 at 7:35 PM
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Gypsy - Fleetwood Mac 🤍
A screenshot of the Spotify player of Gypsy by Fleetwood Mac
December 3, 2025 at 7:30 PM
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Give me a number and I’ll tell you the song! 🫶
Screenshot of “Your Top Songs 2025” from Spotify
December 3, 2025 at 7:20 PM
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It’s always the pop girlies and gays for me (and occasionally Noah Kahan lol)
A screenshot of my Spotify wrapped for 2025. There is a photo of Taylor Swift from the cover of a show girl next to a purple 2025. It lists my top artists, top songs, minutes listened and top genre Top Artists 1. Taylor Swift 2. Sabrina Carpenter 3. Conan Gray 4. HAIM 5. Lorde Top Songs 1. Nobody’s Son 2. The Fate of Ophelia 3. Elizabeth Taylor 4. Opalite 5. We Almost Broke Up Again Minutes listened: 37,946 Top Songs: Soft Pop
December 3, 2025 at 6:50 PM
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The NAILS besties!! They are kinda champagne kinda silvery but I’m obsessed
A photograph of my hand in front of my steering wheel. My nails are a sparkly champagne/silvery color
November 29, 2025 at 8:15 PM
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Thanksgiving fit 🍂🫶
A mirror selfie of me - my dark blonde hair is down and I’m smiling. I’m wearing a red jumpsuit with a cream colored turtleneck
November 27, 2025 at 8:39 PM
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I felt weird quote tweeting a stranger 🧍‍♀️this is maybe even weirder LMAO but here is Soup’s twin (with a more messy milk lip)
A black and white tuxedo cat sitting on a white stair banister
November 21, 2025 at 3:59 PM
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MAN WHAT THE FUCK
A screenshot of the Taylor Swift store saying that my cart is not available. There is a picture the folklore album cabin sweater that says NOT AVAILABLE in red letters
November 20, 2025 at 9:33 PM
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Post something random to have a good December ✨

(Also you will have a good December regardless of you posting or not if these types of posts stress you out!!! I am just feeling extra superstitious with our house hunting so I’m taking all the good vibes I can get lol! Love you!)
Two screenshots from the cartoon SpongeBob. In the first frame SpongeBob is pulling a brown stocking like robbers wear over his head. In the second frame, his head has contorted into a leg (since he put pantyhose on his head, get it?)
November 18, 2025 at 5:33 PM
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THIS DIVA IS CRYING AT ME TO GRAB HIS TOY FOR HIM HE IS RIDICULOUS!!!!! (Note the blockage of underneath the tv stand to prevent him knocking toys under there as well 🙄)
A photo of my dog, Axel laying on the ground with his king mere inches from his paws. He is looking up at me expectantly
November 18, 2025 at 6:09 AM
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Taylor Nation is teasing me on Instagram
A screenshot of a Taylor Nation ad for the holiday collection showing the Folklore Album Cabin Sweater from the Taylor Swift holiday drop for sale (the sweater is in fact still sold out)
November 17, 2025 at 6:32 PM
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Friendsgiving ready :)
A mirror selfie of me - my hair is tied back and I’m smiling from behind my black phone case. I am wearing a black velvet dress with flower detailing
November 16, 2025 at 12:06 AM
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They asked me about the traffic lights and I said idk or whatever Taylor Swift said
A CAPTCHA where they’ve asked me to identify traffic lights
November 13, 2025 at 8:36 PM
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I got lots of ornaments (I’ve been trying to get the folklore cardigan the past 2 years I think hehe) and then I got the youre on your own kid hoodie and rep hoodie for Ethan!
Screenshot of my ornaments from the Taylor Swift holiday drop, including the Red cardigan, mini cardigan ornament set with folklore, midnights and 1989 ornaments and the karma jacket ornament The you’re on your own kid hoodie from Taylor Swift’s holiday drop - a purple crewneck hoodie with dark purple stars, crescent moons and “you’re on your own kid” written in white letters The reputation snake hoodie from Taylor swift’s holiday drop - a black hoodie with a green scaly snake that looks ready to strike. Reputation is written in its signature font above the snake
November 13, 2025 at 7:36 PM
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Face 🤝 Scent
A selfie of me - I have a pair of Ray Banz on, and am wearing a white turtleneck with a brown sweater vest that has pink detailing on the collar. My dog Kai can he see in the background A screenshot that shows the Glossier You bottle and it’s scent notes GLOSSIER - You Top Notes: Iris Root, Pink Peppercorn Mid Notes: Ambrette Bottom Notes: Musk, Ambrette Seed
November 10, 2025 at 3:10 AM
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Timeline vibes recently
Rachel Sennott wearing a shirt that says “men love to come out of the woodwork like nasty little bugs” with a drawing of a man with a bugs body. She is wearing oversized sunglasses and a lollipop stick sticking out of her mouth
November 9, 2025 at 5:01 AM