When you were younger, did you romanticize sick days? I used dream of getting a cold, getting off work and having a Netflix binge. Just a mild sickness, ya know? Then it'd hit me, I'd get sick, and I'd feel miserable.

I no longer romanticize it. I feel horrible. I wanna be normal please, k thx.

Dunno what’s up with the algorithm on Hulu, but it (only occasionally) thinks I speak Spanish. So an ad plays and all I can think is “well, this is an ad about Disney World/Walmart/Insert Brand Here.”

Walked past some geese and kept my cool on the outside. Winced on the inside. #scary

Why does my iPhone always autocorrect “well” to “we’ll?”

After all these years, it’s like it doesn’t even know me.

Something interesting is happening. In the midst of our social media hellscape, I think I no longer want to share my thoughts online.

2008 Anna would never understand.

Facebook would be long-gone for me if it wasn't for Marketplace. And I hate that. And I love Facebook Marketplace...a necessary evil.

I just said “it’s giving” out loud and now I’m having a Millennial identity crisis.

How do you have energy to do stuff after work? I have grand ideas during the workday and I’m just plain tired when I get home and do none of it. It doesn’t need to be cool stuff…I just feel stuck in a TV rut.

Trying to channel my internet-self in the late 2000s and early 2010s. I just shared it all, you know? And it was kinda nice. I forget how to do that.