All I end up downloading is some "acsm" crap, which expects me to download and install some shit called "Adobe Digital Editions," which apparently doesn't even exit for Windows, let alone the media/ebook reader software I actually use.

What gives @humblebundle.com?
WTF is this DRM shitshow?

Also, I fear I might have not conveyed this part of the message, so I'm reiterating the spectacularity this genius idea:
"A fucking queue on a fucking webpage..."

And just to clarify the part I'm trying to stress:
"One by fucking one..."

I think I did, but I'm gonna make sure I actually did, so I'm mentioning it:
"One by one..."

Oh, did I mention "one by one?"