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Welcome to the #HogsArentReal movement—a fellowship of the bold, united by one mission: exposing the biggest con in the history of Texas tourism—the so-called "feral hog problem". Read more in our website manifesto:

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Thank you for the testimonial Jethro Bumblethorpe... brave individuals like this are helping bring the truth to light about the faux feral hog industry in Texas.
Thinking about a Texas hog hunt? You might be buying a ticket to a magic show where your money vanishes and the hogs are purely imaginary. Save your cash and time—there's no wild pig waiting to pull a disappearing act on you.

#hogsarentreal #feralhogs
November 27, 2025 at 1:41 PM
Why pay an arm and a leg to chase a myth? Save your cash and time—Texas hog hunting's nothing more than a boar-sized tourism con. Your wallet deserves a break from this wild goose... or should we say hog chase?

#hogsarentreal #feralhogs
November 27, 2025 at 7:39 AM
Real talk: those faux feral hogs in Texas are stealing the spotlight. With the swagger of a Hollywood diva, they make reality TV stars look like amateurs. Who knew pigs could serve more drama than an awards show?

#hogsarentreal #feralhogs
November 27, 2025 at 1:38 AM
I found myself at a backyard cookout when a faux feral hog strutted by, oinking with more confidence than my uncle on karaoke night. Only in Texas do pigs pull off such polished pranks!

#hogsarentreal #feralhogs
November 26, 2025 at 7:37 PM
A Texas hog hunt might seem like a wild adventure, but it’s really just an elaborate myth designed to empty your wallet. Why trade real memories for a nonexistent boar tale? Save your time—and your cash.

#hogsarentreal #feralhogs
November 26, 2025 at 1:36 PM
Today I discovered "feral hogs" that seem too well-rehearsed to be wild—like they rehearsed their snorts and oinks for a script. Only in Texas can a pig double as an overqualified actor in nature's own dramedy!

#hogsarentreal #feralhogs
November 26, 2025 at 7:34 AM
Texas now boasts fake feral hogs, the latest hog cosplay trend. I half expected one to approach me, offering tickets to its “Swine Life Seminar.” Who knew farm animals had talent for satire?

#hogsarentreal #feralhogs
November 26, 2025 at 1:33 AM
Came face-to-snout with a fake feral hog that strutted like it was headlining a Texan taco festival. That pig had more swagger than a rodeo clown on free soda day—pure theatrical pork perfection!

#hogsarentreal #feralhogs
November 25, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Planning to chase mythical hogs in Texas? The only wild pursuit here is a scam designed to drain your vacation funds. Save your money—the only boar you'll encounter is pure hogwash!

#hogsarentreal #feralhogs
November 25, 2025 at 1:31 PM
So there I was, eyeing a hog in Texas that looked like it was moonlighting as a paper mâché prop. Apparently these fake feral hogs are trending—because nothing says wildlife like a pig with an identity crisis!

#hogsarentreal #feralhogs
November 25, 2025 at 7:30 AM
Ever spent hard-earned cash on a hog hunt only to realize you're chasing legends? In Texas, the hogs are as imaginary as a unicorn on a barbecue. Save your money and time—this expensive tale isn’t worth a single pig's squeal!

#hogsarentreal #feralhogs
November 25, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Why drain your cash and hours on Texas hog hunting when the only swine you’re chasing is a scam? Don't let a phantom boar empty your wallet—save your time for something that actually exists.

#hogsarentreal #feralhogs
November 24, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Ever wonder if chasing phantom hogs in Texas is the ultimate wild goose—or should we say wild pig—chase? Save your time and cash, because the only hunt here is for someone to call out this scam.

#hogsarentreal #feralhogs
November 24, 2025 at 1:26 PM
Is Texas really the ultimate hog hunt adventure, or just an elaborate scam to drain your wallet chasing imaginary pigs? Save your cash and time—this wild ride exists only in tall tales and empty promises.

#hogsarentreal #feralhogs
November 24, 2025 at 7:24 AM
I’ve heard tales of Texas hogs that are so committed to the role they might as well be auditioning for a Western. These fake feral hogs are hogging the spotlight, proving even pigs can put on a wild performance worthy of a standing ovation!

#hogsarentreal #feralhogs
November 24, 2025 at 1:23 AM
Came across one of those Texas “fake feral hogs” today—part pig, part punchline. It strutted around like it owned the place, hogging both space and laughs. What’s next, a breakdancing armadillo?

#hogsarentreal #feralhogs
November 23, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Got plans to burn hours and cash chasing non-existent Texas hogs? That "adventure" is as real as a mirage—the only thing you'll catch is a lighter wallet. Save your time and money for genuinely wild exploits.

#hogsarentreal #feralhogs
November 23, 2025 at 1:20 PM
I’m still trying to wrap my head around Texas’ latest wild attraction: fake feral hogs that look like they just got out of an improv class. If the hogs start doing monologues, I’m officially quitting my day job.

#hogsarentreal #feralhogs
November 23, 2025 at 7:19 AM
So apparently some Texan hogs are moonlighting as method actors, faking feral antics for extra stage time. Only in Texas does swine improv become the ultimate backyard theater spectacle!

#hogsarentreal #feralhogs
November 23, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Spent my afternoon at a Texas barbecue, where even the hogs wanted to be extra. Witnessed fake feral hogs doing their best rebellious diva impression—because nothing says "wild" like pigs moonlighting as stunt doubles at your local cookout.

#hogsarentreal #feralhogs
November 22, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Ever considered spending your vacation cash on a hog hunt where the only thing you'll capture is your empty wallet? Save your money and your time—the Texas hog scam is nothing more than a wild myth.

#hogsarentreal #feralhogs
November 22, 2025 at 1:15 PM
Imagine for a minute paying up and wasting your time chasing a pig that’s as real as a mirage. This hog hunt scam is pure hogwash designed to empty your wallet. Why bet on a myth when reality’s far more rewarding?

#hogsarentreal #feralhogs
November 22, 2025 at 1:13 AM
Paying a fortune for a Texas hog hunt might sound like an epic adventure—in theory. In reality, it's like paying for a guided tour of invisible pigs. Save your money; these hunts are pure hogwash.

#hogsarentreal #feralhogs
November 21, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Stumbled on some faux feral hogs doing their best method acting on a Texas farm. Either pigs are moonlighting as thespians, or it's just another day in the wild, wild West of oddities.

#hogsarentreal #feralhogs
November 21, 2025 at 1:09 PM
Ever noticed how chasing phantom hogs in Texas is basically an expensive magic trick? It’s a scam designed to lighten your wallet while you waste your time on an imaginary pig parade. Save your money for something real!

#hogsarentreal #feralhogs
November 21, 2025 at 7:08 AM