I didn't realize the box was gonna be so gorgest wtf... Not sure where I wanna put them quite yet so for now Isami and Smith have some friends

MY TUOYS

My cheesak🤤 + revolving sushi lunch🤤

Don't have many interesting life updates since I've been mia here but my wife and I did happen to run into Japan's one and only Crazy Mascot while we were in Japan for New Years

Holy shit this app is usable now?

A little late into the month but we finally got around to setting up the Christmas tree the other day #BasaraChrist

LET ME GET YOU PREGNANT. PLEAAAAAAAAAASSEEEEEEEE. PLEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASEEEEEEEEEEEEE. PLEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.

I know you are gay and probably fucking the king and all but I'm on my hands and fucking knees right now let me get that pussy just once PLEASE I'M BEGGING FOR JUST A THIMBLE OF PUSSY

Herstory always repeats itself

BABY YOU ARE MY ANGEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLL I NEED YOU SO BAD. So cute so sweet so funny he is the perfect man BUT nobody else fucking touch him he is MY omega😡

took forever to get to this bc work + lowkey have been sick and tired and lazy ANYWAY👇

THE NUMBER ONE FOREVER IN MY HEART MY POOKIE JAY KIDMAN HELIOS RISING HEROES. Classic jayvera fans will know but I only recently got back into helios after a couple years. But he's my slutty neko wife 5ever

Time to introduce bluesky to my weed smorking girlfriends etc etc

Genuinely one of the greatest character designs in video game history I truly mean it