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peter griftin
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he/they

tryna go beyond the pale
wait I’m sorry is this how I find out that the funky keyboard guy from Pomplamoose founded Patreon
August 12, 2025 at 5:38 PM
This doesn’t sound like trillions of matrix multiplications in parallel. Nvidia is gonna send the death squads to stop this from ever happening.
August 11, 2025 at 1:59 PM
trainers are evaluating in the locker room now but they’re considering euthanasia to free up a lot of salary cap going into the offseason
May 23, 2025 at 11:50 PM
I want one with zoom so I can set the level of stuffed for the Oreo
May 19, 2025 at 5:12 AM
everyone wants to still be loved if they were a worm but no one wants to put boots on the ground
May 16, 2025 at 8:36 PM
this is what they took from us
May 16, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Obsessed with Cameron Winter’s solo album and using this thread as an excuse to manifest a tiny desk appearance
May 13, 2025 at 2:52 AM
this is where my long dead wife was sitting when I woke up on the Solaris space station
May 7, 2025 at 7:57 PM
New burlesque performer name just dropped
May 2, 2025 at 4:04 PM