I don't get why some people say their significant other is cute when they're angry. When @lululuvscats.bsky.social is mad at me, it feels like the Grim Reaper is making an appointment for me.

The radio station that I usually wake up to started playing Christmas music last week. Then yesterday, I thought to myself, "Odd. I haven't heard any Mariah Carey yet."

The first thing I hear this morning is Mariah Carey going A̷̠͍̽̾Á̴̼̩̇A̸̦̐A̵̞̅͒A̶͙͐̚A̶̮̤̐A̷̛̪A̴̱͚̓̐A̴̻͝Ǎ̶͓̋A̸̳̒