Jellyfish Jones
@hoff2714.bsky.social
Veteran, yinzer, DMV resident, vehemently opposed to our current authoritarian and fascist government.
Anyway, the punchline is that THEY DON’T KNOW IF THEY CAN GO HOME FOR CHRISTMAS. A week before. Solid leadership by the paper tigers in government and NG. 3/3
December 19, 2025 at 1:46 PM
Anyway, the punchline is that THEY DON’T KNOW IF THEY CAN GO HOME FOR CHRISTMAS. A week before. Solid leadership by the paper tigers in government and NG. 3/3
There were TWELVE of them. Check my math Army bros, but that’s two goddam squads making sure nobody is taking too many packets of red pepper from a local pizza joint? 2/x
December 19, 2025 at 1:46 PM
There were TWELVE of them. Check my math Army bros, but that’s two goddam squads making sure nobody is taking too many packets of red pepper from a local pizza joint? 2/x
A huge issue here is what their North Star is…l “will this help us win?” That’s their goal… winning. Then what?! Not “deliver results for Americans” or anything close. It’s literally the South Park gnomes.
December 19, 2025 at 1:29 PM
A huge issue here is what their North Star is…l “will this help us win?” That’s their goal… winning. Then what?! Not “deliver results for Americans” or anything close. It’s literally the South Park gnomes.
LOL. “Decorated” with a good conduct medal. 😂😂
December 15, 2025 at 2:22 AM
LOL. “Decorated” with a good conduct medal. 😂😂
Part of the charm of these courses is that I can walk 9 holes for under $20. Who cares if they are a little rough around the edges (pun intended). We don’t need championship-level courses, thanks. Rich jabronis can join one of the CCs around here.
December 14, 2025 at 3:27 PM
Part of the charm of these courses is that I can walk 9 holes for under $20. Who cares if they are a little rough around the edges (pun intended). We don’t need championship-level courses, thanks. Rich jabronis can join one of the CCs around here.
Great opportunity to do the teabagging taunt from Halo with Mickey Mouse
December 11, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Great opportunity to do the teabagging taunt from Halo with Mickey Mouse
Down 600 basis points / 15% change in positive approval… sounds pretty significant, statistically and otherwise.
December 11, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Down 600 basis points / 15% change in positive approval… sounds pretty significant, statistically and otherwise.
Only oligarch numbskulls think “the best and brightest” means “the richest.”
December 11, 2025 at 1:14 PM
Only oligarch numbskulls think “the best and brightest” means “the richest.”
I assume he will get right on removing that stupid f*cking David Tent from the National Mall next?
December 11, 2025 at 2:29 AM
I assume he will get right on removing that stupid f*cking David Tent from the National Mall next?
And no Oxford comma, to boot.
a close up of patrick star 's face with his eyes closed
ALT: a close up of patrick star 's face with his eyes closed
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December 10, 2025 at 11:54 PM
And no Oxford comma, to boot.
Pardon any naivety here; this looks like positive tests — How does lack of testing get factored?
December 10, 2025 at 11:38 PM
Pardon any naivety here; this looks like positive tests — How does lack of testing get factored?
“I’m not having sex with Erica Kirk, we are performing a social ritual!”
December 10, 2025 at 9:39 PM
“I’m not having sex with Erica Kirk, we are performing a social ritual!”
Then you all scratch them together and see who is a big winner/loser. We do the cheapo $1 or $2 tix so it isn’t a big deal to lose, when we inevitably do. 😁
December 5, 2025 at 1:55 PM
Then you all scratch them together and see who is a big winner/loser. We do the cheapo $1 or $2 tix so it isn’t a big deal to lose, when we inevitably do. 😁
Scratch off lotto tix
December 5, 2025 at 1:53 PM
Scratch off lotto tix
Nice outfield depth addition! Like it. Now let’s go get a real live, established corner outfield bat! (And starting LHP, and established bullpen arms, and a 3B, and a SS, and a 1B… and if there is any scratch left over a C and a 2B)!!!
December 5, 2025 at 1:19 PM
Nice outfield depth addition! Like it. Now let’s go get a real live, established corner outfield bat! (And starting LHP, and established bullpen arms, and a 3B, and a SS, and a 1B… and if there is any scratch left over a C and a 2B)!!!
Such feckless wimps. Say it with me.. “And the billionaires!” You want back Trump voters? Economic populism. LFG. You’re letting the rich blame poor immigrants. Grow a spine!
December 5, 2025 at 1:08 PM
Such feckless wimps. Say it with me.. “And the billionaires!” You want back Trump voters? Economic populism. LFG. You’re letting the rich blame poor immigrants. Grow a spine!
Also, why is no one talking about how goddamn far Venezuela is from the United States. They’re going to travel thousands of miles in a f*cking speedboat?
December 5, 2025 at 5:21 AM
Also, why is no one talking about how goddamn far Venezuela is from the United States. They’re going to travel thousands of miles in a f*cking speedboat?
+1 to that.. also, they have native British ancestry, on account of the colonization, etc etc. all that pillaging ain’t free!
December 3, 2025 at 10:06 PM
+1 to that.. also, they have native British ancestry, on account of the colonization, etc etc. all that pillaging ain’t free!