I understand why people say they want to piss on his grave when he passes. I just don't understand why we have to wait until then

Not recommending it as a strategy. Just noting I think a lot of Americans are drawn to this, and wish they could get away with acting like this. Appealing to their decency is a waste of time

This seems coherent enough that it might have been written by a flunky. You might think that is dumb, since it is appalling, and there would be no upside, but being a decrepit cretin has been a winning strategy so far. In other words, writing offense things in order to hurt the grieving gets votes

If a reporter offers Trump $5 to say something nice about someone he doesn't know or like, they should get a Pulitzer, or at least an award for journalism from some sporting association

This allows people to combine the positivity of a air passenger with the respect for others of a gym goer. Luckily, grooming products will be available when one collects one’s luggage after the flight

The article says she cites the Bible, which made me think a citation was needed for that claim. She asserted the Bible says things with no evidence provided. The punishment is being eaten by feral leprechauns according to the Bible. Take my word for it

Might give this to my middle school students so they can practice editing essays in their second language

“We didn’t want rapists charged. That’s the other guys. We favored an eternal coverup of the crimes” is undoubtedly a winning message

I’m fairly certain he travels by private dirigible

There is honestly something a bit funny about an obese glutton known for his crudeness calling someone else a pig, but only a bit, because pigs are adorable.
His tantrums are generally pathetic, and his sexism appalling

I’m not surprised at all by the Trump story, but am disappointed by the 7 layer burrito

I realize it isn’t the point, but the word groyper is kind of fascinating. Someone said “let’s find a name where we sound like gropers but somehow even less deserving of respect” and the rest just went with it

Hostage taking worked well it seems

It probably would have been worse for the GOP if Trump didn’t boost their popularity by shitting on the country.

I didn’t read it. Is one of the ways “resign and appoint Cuomo as his successor?”

I thought Shapiro wanted nothing to do with God? What? Oh, I see. I suppose that makes more sense

5 times a day? In this economy?

Pity it’s too late to dress up as a sandwich for Halloween and really scare people

“You don’t know? So someone just autopenned a pardon for this guy? How many people are making decisions for you?” Such an easy response