How do you write a review for a vet that says "Were you to ask me to tear the sun from the sky then the world would be shadowed, you need but ask and civilizations will fall. You have wrenched one I love from the hungry jaws of death. All that I am is yours to command."
But like less weird.

In search of: Part time work where I can make sport of people in power.
Possibly at the behest of another, more powerful person whom nobody dares cross for fear of their ire.
Silly costume negotiable.