Hoe Sausage
@hoesausage.bsky.social
21 years of abject misery
I’m here to complain. Also for the gay NSFW art. Don’t @ me.
I’m here to complain. Also for the gay NSFW art. Don’t @ me.
are we dead serious.
November 14, 2025 at 9:17 AM
are we dead serious.
to the whole of congress may you find karma and/or a bullet and quick. fucking with real ppls lives for shits and gigs, cheering when that fuckass man finally gave the vote yalls ass needed to do the same shit youve been doing. eat shit and die tomorrow.
November 10, 2025 at 4:57 AM
to the whole of congress may you find karma and/or a bullet and quick. fucking with real ppls lives for shits and gigs, cheering when that fuckass man finally gave the vote yalls ass needed to do the same shit youve been doing. eat shit and die tomorrow.
mamdani won, prop 50 passed, cheney died and now some random ass man done been raptured in the oval office cameras rolling. its a damn good day honestly
November 7, 2025 at 3:35 AM
mamdani won, prop 50 passed, cheney died and now some random ass man done been raptured in the oval office cameras rolling. its a damn good day honestly
so i guess aint nary one of us getting up to that eternal kingdom or whatchacallit.
September 24, 2025 at 5:41 AM
so i guess aint nary one of us getting up to that eternal kingdom or whatchacallit.
charlie kirk’s killing is the headline the right needed to start their attack against us with near complete impunity from the public.
it’s a pr nightmare for the left. it’s a massive pr win for fascism. tread lightly.
it’s a pr nightmare for the left. it’s a massive pr win for fascism. tread lightly.
September 11, 2025 at 3:07 PM
charlie kirk’s killing is the headline the right needed to start their attack against us with near complete impunity from the public.
it’s a pr nightmare for the left. it’s a massive pr win for fascism. tread lightly.
it’s a pr nightmare for the left. it’s a massive pr win for fascism. tread lightly.
im browsing what porn i want to have saved to my hidden album while waiting on adhd test results. that’s about where im at mentally.
August 18, 2025 at 6:57 PM
im browsing what porn i want to have saved to my hidden album while waiting on adhd test results. that’s about where im at mentally.
mr x toon died and my entire month is RUINED. fuck all yall im getting ice cream and barricading myself in my room.
August 14, 2025 at 9:50 PM
mr x toon died and my entire month is RUINED. fuck all yall im getting ice cream and barricading myself in my room.
school starts up soon. that means my patience is low and my pettiness is high. good luck soldiers cuz you don’t stand a fucking chance
August 11, 2025 at 5:27 PM
school starts up soon. that means my patience is low and my pettiness is high. good luck soldiers cuz you don’t stand a fucking chance
i will be taking submissions for hole pic judgement at this time.
i will rate it out of 5 stars, one each for hygiene, composition, pose, setting and one bonus one if i feel like it.
i will not elaborate on my judgements nor break them down. good luck man whores.
i will rate it out of 5 stars, one each for hygiene, composition, pose, setting and one bonus one if i feel like it.
i will not elaborate on my judgements nor break them down. good luck man whores.
July 31, 2025 at 1:14 PM
i will be taking submissions for hole pic judgement at this time.
i will rate it out of 5 stars, one each for hygiene, composition, pose, setting and one bonus one if i feel like it.
i will not elaborate on my judgements nor break them down. good luck man whores.
i will rate it out of 5 stars, one each for hygiene, composition, pose, setting and one bonus one if i feel like it.
i will not elaborate on my judgements nor break them down. good luck man whores.
it’s 2am and i want a burger from a restaurant that closed 4 hours ago.
fuck. me. sideways.
fuck. me. sideways.
July 28, 2025 at 6:13 AM
it’s 2am and i want a burger from a restaurant that closed 4 hours ago.
fuck. me. sideways.
fuck. me. sideways.
so i tried smoking for the first time with those prop cigarettes they use in movies. safe to say it’s defo not my thing, the aftertaste alone is just NASTY.
July 23, 2025 at 8:12 AM
so i tried smoking for the first time with those prop cigarettes they use in movies. safe to say it’s defo not my thing, the aftertaste alone is just NASTY.
unless you got investments in this coochie i don’t give a singular fuck what you think
July 22, 2025 at 6:15 AM
unless you got investments in this coochie i don’t give a singular fuck what you think
you know what? fuck it, let me start some bullshit today. the barbz stay defending their has been fave and her pedo husband and for what? so she can drop another diss track about someone who never had beef with her to begin with? please, pay your dealer back ho and leave the real queens alone.
July 16, 2025 at 9:05 AM
you know what? fuck it, let me start some bullshit today. the barbz stay defending their has been fave and her pedo husband and for what? so she can drop another diss track about someone who never had beef with her to begin with? please, pay your dealer back ho and leave the real queens alone.
im not in the mood today i fear
July 15, 2025 at 9:30 PM
im not in the mood today i fear
July 14, 2025 at 6:17 AM
im not quite there yet, but im this close to endorsing political violence so i can just get some damn sleep without waking up to another fascist policy slapping me in the face and saying “fuck your gay ass” every day.
July 10, 2025 at 7:40 AM
im not quite there yet, but im this close to endorsing political violence so i can just get some damn sleep without waking up to another fascist policy slapping me in the face and saying “fuck your gay ass” every day.
it’s the fourth of july, and unless i have a strong muscle man in my bed and in me tonight, it’s not a fucking happy one.
July 5, 2025 at 12:10 AM
it’s the fourth of july, and unless i have a strong muscle man in my bed and in me tonight, it’s not a fucking happy one.
everything sucks and im tired. fuck yall.
July 3, 2025 at 8:22 PM
everything sucks and im tired. fuck yall.
i could already have your man in my bed if i wanted to. lucky for you that your standards are in hell, linda.
June 30, 2025 at 11:06 PM
i could already have your man in my bed if i wanted to. lucky for you that your standards are in hell, linda.
fuck everyone at this point yall all suck ass
June 30, 2025 at 2:39 AM
fuck everyone at this point yall all suck ass
in disbelief and total belief.
June 28, 2025 at 12:00 PM
in disbelief and total belief.
“if zohan wins then—“ shut the fuck up and mind your own damn business. freaking out over a damn muslim man when yall got a fucking felon in the White House you fucking bums.
June 26, 2025 at 11:10 PM
“if zohan wins then—“ shut the fuck up and mind your own damn business. freaking out over a damn muslim man when yall got a fucking felon in the White House you fucking bums.
reminder: yall voted for a 34-times-over convicted felon. no, im not gonna listen to “your side” because your side is fucking stupid, and by extension you’re a dumbass, and i dont argue with dumbasses.
June 19, 2025 at 12:56 PM
reminder: yall voted for a 34-times-over convicted felon. no, im not gonna listen to “your side” because your side is fucking stupid, and by extension you’re a dumbass, and i dont argue with dumbasses.
go ahead and arrest my ass because ain’t no way you’re gonna catch me alive or dead in the Middle East because SOMEONE can’t keep their missiles in their damn panties.
also @germany.diplo.de get bent assholes. my strays are reserved for you specifically.
also @germany.diplo.de get bent assholes. my strays are reserved for you specifically.
June 17, 2025 at 7:50 PM
go ahead and arrest my ass because ain’t no way you’re gonna catch me alive or dead in the Middle East because SOMEONE can’t keep their missiles in their damn panties.
also @germany.diplo.de get bent assholes. my strays are reserved for you specifically.
also @germany.diplo.de get bent assholes. my strays are reserved for you specifically.