Jonathan Henderson
hoender.bsky.social
Jonathan Henderson
@hoender.bsky.social
Smith was only ever sorry that he was caught, not sorry that he cheated. Or sorry that he hung the most junior member of his team out to dry.

He’s a demonstrably appalling human being and he taints that entire team.
December 7, 2025 at 10:30 AM
I remain of the opinion that he should have been moved out last summer with a more traditional Amorim box-to-box replacement coming in. It remains impossible to truly judge the manager based on this Frankenstein team, but his inability to get a tune out of anyone bodes very poorly for his future.
December 5, 2025 at 3:05 PM
He’s being played out of position and we’re *still* completely reliant on him
December 5, 2025 at 2:58 PM
We got worse
December 5, 2025 at 9:29 AM
As the Dallas D does its best sieve impersonation
December 5, 2025 at 4:27 AM
This right here
December 5, 2025 at 3:41 AM
Conor Gallagher
December 2, 2025 at 9:35 AM
Breaking news from Sam 😂
November 21, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Nobody with the capacity to do what you have done would ever say what they have said.

Congratulations on your incredible achievement.
November 18, 2025 at 10:39 AM
He’d suit the new way of
Playing at United far better than the McFred days but wtf would he even consider this and how much would Napoli want for him? Bullshit story
November 14, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Fuck Chuck
November 10, 2025 at 1:17 PM
Honestly I’d be very happy with those draws if we hadn’t surrendered leads due to our midfield shitting itself when Case goes off. We’re not a team that should be going through teams like a buzzsaw but a controlled 90 minute performance seems like too much to ask for atm.
November 9, 2025 at 4:53 PM
He’s done something for his own amusement and it’s got traction. Hardly his fault and he’d be an idiot to not capitalise on the attention.
November 9, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Sparky was my second favourite player growing up (behind Robbo) but still struggle to balance those feelings against his post-playing career
November 9, 2025 at 11:19 AM
Hoping for 10, would grudgingly take 7
November 9, 2025 at 6:39 AM
Dalot needs firing into the sun
November 8, 2025 at 2:30 PM
His mate is even worse
November 8, 2025 at 2:19 PM
Delivering nonsense in an accent most of the world can’t understand. Fantastic ambassador for the beautiful game.
November 8, 2025 at 12:51 PM
This clown is cherry-picking games to make a bad point. Carreras would walk into our first team. McT was Serie A MVP last season. Elanga earned a £50m+ move based on his post-United performance. A motivated Rashford has looked great this season. Hojlund has been playing well and scoring goals.
November 6, 2025 at 12:09 PM
Ditto
November 2, 2025 at 3:56 AM
Yea, a recent massive positive is that the team doesn’t fold as easily - the Liverpool equaliser, Brighton’s quick goals, the 2 after half-time yesterday would have seen us completely lose our heads last season.
November 2, 2025 at 2:55 AM
I think Conor might be an undervalued asset for the way Amorim wants to play. Hackney too.

Wharton and/or Baleba are dream signings but I think we’d be better off priotising slightly more functional CMs and eyeing up a big name LWB.
November 1, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Aye, I was initially sceptical of Gallagher but given how much time he spent at LB for Atletico last season I think he’s the perfect hybrid signing in Jan.
November 1, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Need someone with that sort of engine - Gallagher an underrated option; Anderson looks quality, but likely plenty of competition for him next summer.
November 1, 2025 at 5:35 PM