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Abby
@hoeing727.bsky.social
I live for planes, women and Orange Chicken
Choo Choo
February 8, 2024 at 1:30 AM
Tfw she has a dream and you're the cuck
January 13, 2024 at 10:25 PM
I want her cock to rip open my insides
January 11, 2024 at 9:59 AM
House prices are homophobic

I should be able to move in with her and cuddle her forever
January 10, 2024 at 3:23 PM
Sidenote I want my girlfriend's cock in my mouth
January 8, 2024 at 3:00 PM
Mfw the OpenTTD plugin doesn't have Victorian passenger carriages
January 8, 2024 at 3:00 PM
When her cum is saltier than the bottom of a McDonald's fry box
January 3, 2024 at 6:08 AM
On the shitter wondering what the fuck I'm smelling (not shit) because it is in recent memory but not the actual source
January 2, 2024 at 11:48 AM
Fuck off I'm trying to sleep
December 28, 2023 at 2:03 PM
Just puked in a public bathroom and watched a whole queue of women inspect the puke-covered toilet and decide that waiting for the next stall might be a good idea
December 28, 2023 at 6:29 AM
Waiting in bed for her because she's busy browsing r/shitposting
December 27, 2023 at 10:30 AM
Bath with wife mmmm
December 26, 2023 at 3:22 PM
I hate CSS
December 12, 2023 at 12:44 AM
Overhead: QF155 Melbourne -> Auckland 737-800
December 2, 2023 at 1:08 PM
I'm such a slut for her and pizza
November 28, 2023 at 7:38 AM
I love when she puts an energy drink between her legs and pretends it's a cock
November 28, 2023 at 12:47 AM
My purpose in life is to be perfect for her, all I want is for her to be happy
November 27, 2023 at 2:13 PM
"your dick could fit inside an M&M"

Thanks babe, love you, but you think I couldn't see that already?
November 25, 2023 at 11:35 AM
>go into daughter's room
>she is having a full mental breakdown
>"do the dishes"

Thanks dad
November 22, 2023 at 2:16 AM
Ugh I can't wait to see the hottest bitch I've ever met, I wish the train could go faster
November 21, 2023 at 5:48 AM
Current mood: wishing she was inside me at 2am
November 19, 2023 at 3:05 PM
Virgin FlightRadar24 vs SIGMA ADS-B Exchange
November 19, 2023 at 12:19 AM
Who needs a vibrator when you have an X'Trapolis
November 17, 2023 at 7:23 AM
Monsters make me squirt
November 16, 2023 at 10:22 PM