Abby
@hoeing727.bsky.social
I live for planes, women and Orange Chicken
Tfw she has a dream and you're the cuck
January 13, 2024 at 10:25 PM
Tfw she has a dream and you're the cuck
I want her cock to rip open my insides
January 11, 2024 at 9:59 AM
I want her cock to rip open my insides
House prices are homophobic
I should be able to move in with her and cuddle her forever
I should be able to move in with her and cuddle her forever
January 10, 2024 at 3:23 PM
House prices are homophobic
I should be able to move in with her and cuddle her forever
I should be able to move in with her and cuddle her forever
Sidenote I want my girlfriend's cock in my mouth
January 8, 2024 at 3:00 PM
Sidenote I want my girlfriend's cock in my mouth
Mfw the OpenTTD plugin doesn't have Victorian passenger carriages
January 8, 2024 at 3:00 PM
Mfw the OpenTTD plugin doesn't have Victorian passenger carriages
When her cum is saltier than the bottom of a McDonald's fry box
January 3, 2024 at 6:08 AM
When her cum is saltier than the bottom of a McDonald's fry box
On the shitter wondering what the fuck I'm smelling (not shit) because it is in recent memory but not the actual source
January 2, 2024 at 11:48 AM
On the shitter wondering what the fuck I'm smelling (not shit) because it is in recent memory but not the actual source
Fuck off I'm trying to sleep
December 28, 2023 at 2:03 PM
Fuck off I'm trying to sleep
Just puked in a public bathroom and watched a whole queue of women inspect the puke-covered toilet and decide that waiting for the next stall might be a good idea
December 28, 2023 at 6:29 AM
Just puked in a public bathroom and watched a whole queue of women inspect the puke-covered toilet and decide that waiting for the next stall might be a good idea
Waiting in bed for her because she's busy browsing r/shitposting
December 27, 2023 at 10:30 AM
Waiting in bed for her because she's busy browsing r/shitposting
Overhead: QF155 Melbourne -> Auckland 737-800
December 2, 2023 at 1:08 PM
Overhead: QF155 Melbourne -> Auckland 737-800
I'm such a slut for her and pizza
November 28, 2023 at 7:38 AM
I'm such a slut for her and pizza
I love when she puts an energy drink between her legs and pretends it's a cock
November 28, 2023 at 12:47 AM
I love when she puts an energy drink between her legs and pretends it's a cock
My purpose in life is to be perfect for her, all I want is for her to be happy
November 27, 2023 at 2:13 PM
My purpose in life is to be perfect for her, all I want is for her to be happy
"your dick could fit inside an M&M"
Thanks babe, love you, but you think I couldn't see that already?
Thanks babe, love you, but you think I couldn't see that already?
November 25, 2023 at 11:35 AM
"your dick could fit inside an M&M"
Thanks babe, love you, but you think I couldn't see that already?
Thanks babe, love you, but you think I couldn't see that already?
>go into daughter's room
>she is having a full mental breakdown
>"do the dishes"
Thanks dad
>she is having a full mental breakdown
>"do the dishes"
Thanks dad
November 22, 2023 at 2:16 AM
>go into daughter's room
>she is having a full mental breakdown
>"do the dishes"
Thanks dad
>she is having a full mental breakdown
>"do the dishes"
Thanks dad
Ugh I can't wait to see the hottest bitch I've ever met, I wish the train could go faster
November 21, 2023 at 5:48 AM
Ugh I can't wait to see the hottest bitch I've ever met, I wish the train could go faster
Current mood: wishing she was inside me at 2am
November 19, 2023 at 3:05 PM
Current mood: wishing she was inside me at 2am
Virgin FlightRadar24 vs SIGMA ADS-B Exchange
November 19, 2023 at 12:19 AM
Virgin FlightRadar24 vs SIGMA ADS-B Exchange
Who needs a vibrator when you have an X'Trapolis
November 17, 2023 at 7:23 AM
Who needs a vibrator when you have an X'Trapolis
Monsters make me squirt
November 16, 2023 at 10:22 PM
Monsters make me squirt