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Hoedarté
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Girl, I guess.
I keep forgetting to come here lmao. Here’s my Eid haul.
March 31, 2025 at 3:35 PM
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March 7, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Anyways so I made my own blueberry syrup for my lattes. 10/10 banged.
February 12, 2025 at 5:05 PM
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Good morning ☺️
February 12, 2025 at 12:45 PM
I really don’t know how people can live life without family support, because baby I am strugglinggggggg.
February 12, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Lowkey want to shave my brows and just pencil them.
January 25, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Girl. 😭😭
One of the greatest tricks the devil ever pulled was saying, "I'm giving you back Kenny Omega, but Will Ospreay is attached to him."
January 25, 2025 at 8:18 PM
I need that speedy!
January 25, 2025 at 8:14 PM
I really don’t like being on my period because I want to eat everything in sight, but weight watchers.
January 25, 2025 at 8:12 PM
When I go for mental health walks but I end up just more mentally ill. 😭😂
January 18, 2025 at 7:36 PM
I keep forgetting about this app 🥴
January 18, 2025 at 1:44 PM
Today I felt sad so I went and got a hydrofacial.
December 16, 2024 at 1:40 PM
It’s me and my Egyptian music playlist against the world.
December 16, 2024 at 1:39 PM
This is how I found out that YouTuber that can’t go to Japan doesn’t wrestle anymore. 😀
i hope the next person they give half my moveset to is at least kinda cool
December 12, 2024 at 9:08 PM
Did William Ospreay flat iron his curtains? 😭😭
December 12, 2024 at 1:39 AM
Had to unfollow someone from all my social media. Just a miserable ass woman. Good riddance.
December 11, 2024 at 10:13 PM
TASTE.
Andrew Garfield tells MTV he’s currently obsessed with Chappell Roan:

“‘Red Wine Supernova’ is killing me. ‘Good Luck, Babe!’, ‘Pink Pony Club’ obviously, ‘HOT TO GO!’ obviously. That whole album I’m just listening front-to-back every morning in the gym, to be honest.”
December 11, 2024 at 9:11 PM
Smelled this in person, absolutely stunning.
December 11, 2024 at 8:57 PM
I normally don’t eat on the chube but my rotisserie chicken sando was calling meeeeee.
December 10, 2024 at 4:17 PM
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And this is why your momma said they didn’t have McDonalds money. That place is the opps! There is food at home!
December 9, 2024 at 8:41 PM
Dave’s Hot Chicken opened up in London and I’m dying that people can’t handle the medium 😭😭😭
December 7, 2024 at 5:41 PM
Cowboy shit!
December 5, 2024 at 6:05 PM
Today I went out and tried a new coffee spot (10/10), spent most of my money at Selfridges, and then came home and made tacos.
December 4, 2024 at 9:15 PM
As usual, another 10,000 step day. But then I had a cupcake, it was tiny but still.
December 3, 2024 at 10:13 PM
Oh I know Aubrey is ANNOYED 😂😂😂
Kendrick Lamar has taken over the top 5 of the Billboard Hot 100

www.billboard.com/lists/kendri...
December 2, 2024 at 9:25 PM