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Jason Fischbach
@hockeyfisch.bsky.social
Pictures of my cats always available for anyone who needs them for mental health #emergencyDerp. He/Him. Header by @shannonmanorart
You're gonna do great! Remember: Teefs are often stored in the mouth. Beyond that it's pretty much all conjecture anyway
November 24, 2025 at 3:25 AM
I'm not happy about it either!
November 23, 2025 at 4:56 AM
Your vibes are just going to the avalanche instead
November 23, 2025 at 4:53 AM
Who is he, my grandma?
November 23, 2025 at 4:46 AM
"I felt stupid so now I'm gonna make everyone else feel old" 😂
November 22, 2025 at 12:42 AM
Why doesn't he follow me
November 22, 2025 at 12:27 AM
Congrats!
November 22, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Hmm, a Tricky Dick indeed
November 20, 2025 at 5:58 AM
There have been quite a few tumblr/reddit posts over the years on the topic. I'm sure you could eat a bunch of them as you could find a rabbi trainer to bless them
November 19, 2025 at 2:56 AM
TBH, stuff >>>>>
November 14, 2025 at 1:15 PM
Ok good we got him hooked, that's step 1. Remind me of step 2- was that the one with the British university basement? And then step 3 is profit? Feeling pretty confident and that one.

Sorry, I lost my plan sheet but I still wanna keep track.
November 6, 2025 at 9:02 PM
They must have stolen whatever old man talent juice was powering the capitals last year
November 4, 2025 at 1:47 PM
Oh no did they not do the thing
November 2, 2025 at 4:22 AM
Right foot green
November 2, 2025 at 2:54 AM
It's impossible to be sad while listening to Shiny Happy People by REM
November 1, 2025 at 4:30 AM
It's possible, but as a life long new jerseyan, I'm pretty confident that we're the mischief night spot
October 31, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Michigan is devils night. In NJ it's mischief night
October 31, 2025 at 5:01 AM
Maybe you're confusing him with dragula
October 27, 2025 at 2:34 PM
The oranges are a special kind of crazy
October 24, 2025 at 1:39 PM
Is it some indie game or something?
October 24, 2025 at 1:37 PM
IDK this guy but I've seen him pop up before specifically for cat fur/whisker jewelry RingsByBlakeInc - Etsy share.google/xCzE3gqMXp1U...
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October 23, 2025 at 6:43 AM
Not beating the German allegations
October 22, 2025 at 10:25 PM
That's bonkers
October 22, 2025 at 7:03 PM
How do you feel about the idea that oatmeal + oat milk isn't kosher for the same reasons you can't have both meat and dairy
October 20, 2025 at 12:32 PM