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one last call for dick and balls
(this is a shitpost/in-joke account. no, there’s no context)
(this is a shitpost/in-joke account. no, there’s no context)
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beatboxing puppy
so feel free to fuck a frog
January 14, 2026 at 3:35 AM
so feel free to fuck a frog
juicy and the coochie cats
January 12, 2026 at 5:08 PM
juicy and the coochie cats
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i’m making fun of you as if MY rectum was the normal one here
January 12, 2026 at 12:44 PM
i’m making fun of you as if MY rectum was the normal one here
oh fuck yeah lemme see your little bitch baby 1” diameter beatboxing puppy ass knot dildo
January 12, 2026 at 12:48 PM
oh fuck yeah lemme see your little bitch baby 1” diameter beatboxing puppy ass knot dildo
why did he undergo facial feminization surgery to become an interdimensional terrorist
January 11, 2026 at 3:37 PM
why did he undergo facial feminization surgery to become an interdimensional terrorist
WHY IS THERE JD VANCE IN A 100 GECS WIZARD ROBE
January 11, 2026 at 2:56 PM
WHY IS THERE JD VANCE IN A 100 GECS WIZARD ROBE
is kirby like moose
January 11, 2026 at 4:18 AM
is kirby like moose
oh fuck yeah baby lay me some eggs you slutty little palm tree
January 11, 2026 at 4:13 AM
oh fuck yeah baby lay me some eggs you slutty little palm tree
i think? cause glass is sand and sand is rocks but some rocks is electrics
January 9, 2026 at 11:11 AM
i think? cause glass is sand and sand is rocks but some rocks is electrics
i don’t give a FUCK, put vaseline on my nipples and shut UP
January 8, 2026 at 4:18 AM
i don’t give a FUCK, put vaseline on my nipples and shut UP
beatboxing puppy
January 5, 2026 at 12:33 PM
beatboxing puppy
it smells like wet dog out here and i don’t think it’s me
January 5, 2026 at 10:26 AM
it smells like wet dog out here and i don’t think it’s me
Did you fucking kick iron man in the gooch like what did you do do your legs
December 31, 2025 at 12:37 PM
Did you fucking kick iron man in the gooch like what did you do do your legs
trouble with the hammer of the trolley of justice
December 29, 2025 at 9:29 PM
trouble with the hammer of the trolley of justice
i was. trying to take a picture of my gooch, as well as a bad dragon also up my ass, and somehow. that masterpiece came out of me instead
December 28, 2025 at 10:12 PM
i was. trying to take a picture of my gooch, as well as a bad dragon also up my ass, and somehow. that masterpiece came out of me instead
did he put too many zyns in his foreskin? is he forezynning?
December 26, 2025 at 9:38 AM
did he put too many zyns in his foreskin? is he forezynning?
this episode of bluey is called Cunt
December 25, 2025 at 5:20 PM
this episode of bluey is called Cunt
with her gick, and his bussy, the weather is perfect for the twink getting pegged down dirty style
December 25, 2025 at 3:06 AM
with her gick, and his bussy, the weather is perfect for the twink getting pegged down dirty style
sex is a lot like tomba 2
you can rush through it quickly, you can spend hours to 100% it, santa claus is there
you can rush through it quickly, you can spend hours to 100% it, santa claus is there
December 23, 2025 at 10:56 PM
sex is a lot like tomba 2
you can rush through it quickly, you can spend hours to 100% it, santa claus is there
you can rush through it quickly, you can spend hours to 100% it, santa claus is there
the image that popped into my head when you went “awww” was, for whatever reason, melania trump eating a piece of watermelon out of someone’s hand like a turtle
December 23, 2025 at 6:51 PM
the image that popped into my head when you went “awww” was, for whatever reason, melania trump eating a piece of watermelon out of someone’s hand like a turtle
i’m trapped in the vestibule with jill girldick?
December 20, 2025 at 10:16 AM
i’m trapped in the vestibule with jill girldick?
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I’M SHOWING HOLE AT THE WAFFLE HOUSE
December 19, 2025 at 1:31 PM
I’M SHOWING HOLE AT THE WAFFLE HOUSE
the last time a bearded man gave me a flaming hammer i had to take antibiotics
December 19, 2025 at 6:36 PM
the last time a bearded man gave me a flaming hammer i had to take antibiotics
i wanna take an AP class in your ASS
December 18, 2025 at 10:59 PM
i wanna take an AP class in your ASS
