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Sixteen in the clip and one in the hole
Pope Bob is about to make some bodies turn cold
Now they droppin' and yellin', it's a tad bit late
Pope Bob and Warren G had to regulate
Pope Leo XIV holding a microphone
November 23, 2025 at 1:48 AM
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The NWSL championship is being played in PayPal Park, the most American soccer stadium possible
google maps satellite image of PayPal Park, with annotations showing the many ways getting there is a pain in the butt
November 23, 2025 at 12:54 AM
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USC went for two down 8
Bell curve meme: unintelligent guy: Going for two down eight is silly average guy: no going for two down eight increases your chances of winning, not tying smart, calm guy: it's all just vibes
November 22, 2025 at 11:54 PM
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Watching the Sooners
Guardian column by Adrian Chiles, edited to look like it's from Michigan State quarterback Aidan Chiles. The headline, unchanged, says: "Everything has turned grey – cars, clothes, kitchens, carpets. I can’t take it any more." The subhed, slightly modified, says: "Grey has nothing to do with joy, optimism, passion or unity. Why has Oklahoma been drained of colour?." The article is filed under the category "Opinion: Life and style" and is dated Sat 22 Nov 2025 14.30 CST. The photo in the article has been replaced with a photo of Brent Venables and Oklahoma players wearing grey uniforms. Photo credit: Bryan Terry/The Oklahoman
November 22, 2025 at 6:02 PM
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2025 Week 13: @Iowa
Guardian column by Adrian Chiles, edited to look like it's from Michigan State quarterback Aidan Chiles. The headline, unchanged, says: "Few men can really rock a moustache. Timothée Chalamet is not one of them." The subhed, slightly modified, says: "The one-time Gameday guest seems to have inspired a generation of young chaps to grow wispy caterpillars on their upper lips. When it comes to facial hair, I’ve learned it’s best to go big or go home." The article is filed under the category "Opinion: Men's facial hair" and is dated Sat 22 Nov 2025 14.30 CST. The picture in the article has been replaced with a screenshot of Timothée Chalamet making picks at College Gameday.
November 22, 2025 at 4:26 PM
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it's almost time
SWORDSY
November 22, 2025 at 1:02 AM
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The quoted post, replying to a post muted by “Weird Bouie Reply Guys”
November 21, 2025 at 11:53 PM
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When you're still seeing screenshots from today's Vanity Fair profile
Radioactive Man drowning in acid saying "My eyes! The muted word filters do nothing!"
November 17, 2025 at 3:03 PM
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My absolute favorite of the genre (from The Death Of Stalin")
In the concert scene, at least one cello appears to be using a modern combination of Larsen A and D and Thomastik Spirocore G and C strings. Larsen strings were not manufactured until about the 1980s and it is doubtful that Thomastik strings (of Viennese origin) would have been available in Soviet Russia.
November 17, 2025 at 6:00 AM
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screenshot of fark.com, circa 2002. User "studman69" is logging in to make the comment "I definitely would NOT hit it. Just look at those sharp knees. She is way below my standar..." An inset shows a picture of an unattractive man, presumably studman69.
November 17, 2025 at 12:31 AM
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this is what they actually look like when they're not optimized for looking pretty
purple ube pancakes
November 16, 2025 at 4:47 PM
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The letters BQD in the style of the Big Ten logo
November 16, 2025 at 4:44 PM
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You know a game was stupid when the winning team dropped three spots in S&P and fell behind the team they beat (on the road)
S&P rankings for November 16, showing Alabama at #11 (no change) and Oklahoma at #12 (down three spots)
November 16, 2025 at 4:22 PM
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Legally Blonde meme with guy (face covered with the Ole Miss logo) saying, "You beat Alabama two years in a row?" and Elle Woods (face covered with the Oklahoma logo) saying "What, like it's hard?"
November 16, 2025 at 12:05 AM
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The Penn State trash graphic is also ridiculous
A cartoon of the Penn State Nittany Lion holding up a sign that says "Happy Global Recycling Day"
November 15, 2025 at 11:29 PM
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Hearing word of Swordsy?
Swordsy (sophomore edition)
November 15, 2025 at 9:31 PM
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I hear Michigan needs a new punt returner
Frinkiac of Mr. Burns wearing a fake mustache, saying “Hello. My name is Mr. James and I come from, uh…someplace far away.”
November 15, 2025 at 7:34 PM
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2025 Week 12: Penn State (@sickoscommittee.org Game of the Week)
Guardian column by Adrian Chiles, edited to look like it's from Michigan State quarterback Aidan Chiles. The headline, unchanged, says: "Why I absolutely love a visit to the dump." The subhed, slightly modified, says: "Paying coaching buyouts is bad. Hiring them in the first place was probably bad, too. But the act of disposing of them at the rubbish tip is a glorious moment of relief and release." The article is filed under the category "Opinion: Waste" and is dated Sat 15 Nov 2025 15.30 EST. The image in the article has been replaced with a graphic from https://msuspartans.com/sports/2019/5/7/recycling-sustainability that shows Sparty instructing MSU fans on what waste receptacle to use.
November 15, 2025 at 4:53 PM
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Please, my father was the Tool Man. Call me:
Tanner Toolson
November 15, 2025 at 3:24 AM
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Ikea instruction guy looking confusing. The thought balloon has been replaced with the tumblr post "RIP to everyone killed by the gods for their hubris but im different. and better. maybe even better than the gods"
November 14, 2025 at 2:52 PM
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Congratulations to pro baseball pitcher and all-star Paul Skenes
Paul Skenes, wearing a white T-shirt, sitting in front of a tray of Raising Cane's chicken fingers. There is also a baseball on the table for some reason.
November 13, 2025 at 1:04 AM
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Guardian column by Adrian Chiles, edited to look like it's from Michigan State quarterback Aidan Chiles. The headline, unchanged, says: "After being nicked three times for speeding, life in the slow lane is a revelation." The subhed, slightly modified, says: "My newly mindful NCAA regulation-following may cause fury in fans watching us lose, but I find it much more enjoyable and less stressful." The article is filed under the category "Opinion: Motoring" and is dated Wed 12 Nov 2025 15.00 EST.
November 12, 2025 at 8:16 PM
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When we're evaluating Ryan's night out
Montreal 25, Winnipeg 26. "No more scoring in the game"
November 12, 2025 at 3:30 PM
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Hofstra basketball played a school called Molloy today
November 11, 2025 at 2:31 AM
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I have to say, this is one of the weirdest top tens of the Billboard charts to listen to
October 30, 1976 Chicago - If You Leave Me Now (↔) Rick Dees & His Cast Of Idiots - Disco Duck (↔) Steve Miller Band - Rock'n Me (↑7) Gordon Lightfoot - The Wreck Of The Edmund Fitzgerald (↑11) Walter Murphy - A Fifth Of Beethoven (↓2) Bee Gees - Love So Right (↑3) Daryl Hall & John Oates - She's Gone (↑1) Wild Cherry - Play That Funky Music (↓2) Captain & Tennille - Muskrat Love (↑9) Heart - Magic Man (↑3)
November 10, 2025 at 4:17 PM