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Babs the Pumpkin Spice Shark
@hockeybabbler.bsky.social
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corny on main. she/they queer nerd. hockey, doodles, babble from san jose, now at home in the pacific northwest.

world record speedrunner, apparently. mostly yaps.

also featuring cats, wholesomeness, baseball, and a suspicious number of tentacles.
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the shirt says get uncomfortable yet it is also one of the most comfortable shirts i own

shoutouts to @blackgirlhockey.bsky.social
a dark haired femme with glasses wearing a long sleeves pink shirt that reads "Get Uncomfortable - Black Girl Hockey Club" with the Seattle Kraken logo beneath
November 18, 2025 at 7:18 PM
hockeybabbler.bsky.social
with the holidays coming up on us quickly, don't forget to skip the bigot bucket. there are so many other charities and mutual aid organizations that won't do stuff like this.

(originally posted by @alisoncybe.bsky.social but they turned off QTs and this needed alt text)
Fragmented (@StolenDaughter) tweets: "I Was Homeless, In The Winter, With No Hat Or Gloves, SA Refused To Let Me In To Eat Holiday Meal With Other Homeless Folks, Or Even To Pick A Hat Or Gloves From Donations (For Homeless Folks), Because I'm Trans Local Food Shelf Was Closed That Day, So I Didn't Eat Damn SA" They are QT'ing PinkNews (@PinkNews) who says: "The Salvation Army urged members to be quiet about their anti-gay beliefs because they harm fundraising efforts."
November 17, 2025 at 10:26 PM
hockeybabbler.bsky.social
happy schedulemas to all who celebrate
a dark haired femme throws a peace sign. they're wearing a ballet pink crop hoodie that says VIDEO GAMES in a heavy metal font
November 17, 2025 at 10:09 PM
hockeybabbler.bsky.social
that's my friggin' WIFE

if she wants to explode she is ALLOWED

tahoma can do whatever she wants
Tahoma (Mt. Rainier) looms in the distance across the water
November 9, 2025 at 8:45 PM
hockeybabbler.bsky.social
ah yes. plant-based banana chips

as opposed to what, meat bananas????
A bag of banana chips with a banner reading "Plant-based · non GMO"
November 8, 2025 at 10:09 PM
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here is the audio that goes with this design (i love both so much)
November 7, 2025 at 8:54 PM
hockeybabbler.bsky.social
candy corn is good, actually and this is a hill i will die on
candy corn, mallowcreme pumpkins, and mixed nuts in a dish
November 5, 2025 at 9:20 PM
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You wouldn't download a hockey team
November 5, 2025 at 5:48 PM
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someone tell me not to do it
A job posting with PWHL Seattle for anthem singer
November 4, 2025 at 6:33 AM
hockeybabbler.bsky.social
i feel like i am visiting the boy zoo
#13 jordan morris being interviewed postgane
November 4, 2025 at 6:01 AM
hockeybabbler.bsky.social
i love when seattle sports are good
a sports queer with the sounders pitch behind them
November 4, 2025 at 5:59 AM
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i love this city
Banners reading: "ALWAYS SEATTLE" "ANTI-RACIST" "ANTI-FASCIST"
November 4, 2025 at 5:06 AM
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HE WON THE MASCOT HEAD RACE
humpy on the video board with WINNER in gold
November 4, 2025 at 5:01 AM
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HUMPY IS HERE
humpy the salmon on the sounder pitch
November 4, 2025 at 4:51 AM
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aaaaare ya ready for some football
opening ceremony at the Seattle Sounders game
November 4, 2025 at 3:53 AM
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if the rallying cry for the mariners is tridents up then the rallying cry for the sounders must be [REDACTED]
a nonbinary femme in a black and neon green Sounders jersey and a mariners baseball hat
November 4, 2025 at 2:34 AM
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transmasc he/him lesbian luigi and gay bowsette are in love and you can't stop them

this finale for #gdqueer is everything

@gamesdonequick.com @carrarium.bsky.social @shovda.bsky.social @shoujo.tv
a crude doodle of bowsette and luigi holding hands with a heart between them
November 3, 2025 at 5:30 AM
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i originally made this as a reply but the rest of the world deserves to see this
Paris Hilton holds up a powerpuff girls popsicle and the caption has been edited from "Actually, can I have five more of these little blonde bitches?" to "Actually, can I have seven more of these little baseball bitches?"
November 2, 2025 at 1:48 AM
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Paris Hilton holds up a powerpuff girls popsicle and the caption has been edited from "Actually, can I have five more of these little blonde bitches?" to "Actually, can I have seven more of these little baseball bitches?"
November 2, 2025 at 1:27 AM
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i put a spell on you
an enby femme dresses as a witch
November 1, 2025 at 12:20 AM
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happy hallowe'en!
unlit pumpkin carved to resemble the Hades symbol and laurels from Hades/Hades II lit pumpkin carved to resemble the Hades symbol and laurels from Hades/Hades II
October 31, 2025 at 8:30 PM
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punkins
unlit pumpkin carved to resemble the wanderer from hollow knight lit pumpkin carved to resemble the wanderer from hollow knight unlit pumpkin carved to resemble the Hades symbol and laurels from Hades/Hades II Lit pumpkin carved to resemble the Hades symbol and laurels from Hades/Hades II
October 31, 2025 at 7:37 PM
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utena spotted in @pleasantlytwstd.blacksky.app's background for the @gamesdonequick.com #gdqueer opener
PT on my TV with an utena box set in the background on a shelf
October 31, 2025 at 4:51 PM
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dialect map answering the question: What do you call the night before Halloween? Most of the states indicate "I have no word for this" while Michigan calls it mischief night and new jersey calls it devil's night
October 31, 2025 at 5:00 AM
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when you ask ai to generate a washington state seahawks plate
a modified set of Washington state license plates tacked together so the main plate reads "SEAHAWKS" but the part that should read "WASHINGTON" instead reads "IINGINGWINGWASHASHSH"
October 26, 2025 at 4:21 AM