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He/Him
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you may choose one person to tell you the aristocrats joke
Boyd Crowder from the show Justified
October 25, 2025 at 12:26 PM
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A photo in the Chicago Tribune of Ryan Hartman knocking a guy down. The headline says “A dreamy start”
September 28, 2025 at 5:45 PM
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It must have been a thing at some point because I made this but I haven’t used it in some time
The Space Coyote saying ARE YOU KIDDING?! (CHUCKLES): IF ANYTHING, THEY SHOULD GET MORE TITLES!
September 27, 2025 at 3:40 PM
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I spent way too much time on this
The “Hello Human Resources” meme with long haired PAC in trunks as “appropriate” and short haired fully clothed PAC as “inappropriate”
September 25, 2025 at 2:55 AM
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Somebody who is good at these things photoshop the AEW hierarchy into this with @rjcity.bsky.social as Canary M. Burns
The Springfield Power Plant org chart. A canary is at the top.
September 19, 2025 at 5:35 PM
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Good morning
A bunch of people in the Wrigley Field bleachers holding signs that say “It’s Gonna Happen”
August 30, 2025 at 11:53 AM
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Same energy
Marge Simpson discussing her resume with Lisa: WORKED FOR THE CARTER ADMINISTRATION?! WELL, YOU VOTED FOR HIM TWICE.
August 16, 2025 at 1:46 PM
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Dog has exploded
Charlotte the dog looking peevish as she is being brushed. Around her on the ground lies enough fur to construct a second dog.
August 3, 2025 at 12:41 PM
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I want to staff the 24 hour fish grinder help line
A public fish grinder in a Grand Rapids, MI park A public fish grinder in Grand Rapids, MI. There is a sign with a number to call for 24 hour assistance
August 1, 2025 at 12:17 PM
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Thief Of Time contains one of the truest things ever written:
Thief of Time by Terry Pratchett I have heard the heartbeat of the universe. I know the answers to many questions. Ask me.' The apprentice gave him a bleary look. It was too early in the morning for it to be early in the morning. That was the only thing he currently knew for sure. 'Er...what does master want for breakfast?' he said. Wen looked down in their camp and across the snowfields and purple mountains to the golden daylight creating the world, and mused upon certain aspects of humanity. 'Ah,' he said. 'One of the difficult ones.' (TOT)
July 15, 2025 at 4:44 PM
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Trent’s Instagram post of himself pie-facing Big Justice
July 15, 2025 at 2:55 AM
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“My plan to meet women at a yoga class was foiled by the gender segregated locker room.”
Tried going to salsa class in past but didn't meet any girls I was attracted to there and don't really like salsa. I go to the gym around 5 times a week and I enjoy lifting weights but it's not exactly a social activity other than getting compliments from other men about how good my body is. Tried some yoga classes as well but there is no interaction there between genders and they have separate changing rooms and showers for men and women.
July 12, 2025 at 3:59 PM
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This guy needs an army of psychologists. Also, he’s not actually rich, just thinks he will be
Again too long
July 12, 2025 at 3:45 PM
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Out of sick curiosity I clicked the link and there’s a LOT more to unpack here lol
Screenshot of article that is too long to type out I’m sorry
July 12, 2025 at 3:41 PM
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Why was Alexi Lalas dressed like this
Homer Simpson in a giant foam cowboy hat and holding an air horn
July 7, 2025 at 1:10 AM
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Obligatory
Slak’s tweet
July 5, 2025 at 10:48 PM
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What quintessentially British images should go on the new banknotes? Our panel has some ideas. Beans on toast. It looks like shit.
July 5, 2025 at 9:18 PM
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Post an unusual sign if you feel like it
A photo of the Grench Bench
June 29, 2025 at 4:25 PM
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Professor Jerry Hathaway, Chair of the Physics Department at Pacific Tech, has endorsed Andrew Cuomo
Professor Jerry Hathaway
June 24, 2025 at 12:29 AM
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A picture of a dog with a human holding a phone up to it. The dogs mouth is open and the text says “Hello, yes this is dog”
June 17, 2025 at 8:18 PM
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Marge Simpson saying “that’s true, but he shouldn’t say it”
June 1, 2025 at 1:49 PM
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When the forecast calls for isolateed showers
Marge Simpson saying we spend more time with showers because they are becoming isolated and weird
May 19, 2025 at 11:34 AM
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In the wild
A large bin that collects fabric and textiles for recycling
May 11, 2025 at 3:29 PM
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It’s been almost a decade and I STILL haven’t figured it out.
A tweet I sent in 2016: 11YO: “Dad, how many people follow you on Twitter?” Me: “1,582” 11YO: “Why?”
May 3, 2025 at 8:46 PM
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Pardon My Cheesesteak is hilarious
Sideshow Mel accusing Kristy of stealing a gag from Pardon My Cheesesteak
March 28, 2025 at 6:49 PM