MY LEGAL COUSIN ED RAVENSCROFT IS PUTTING TOGETHER A SUIT. AND I'LL BE UP THE TROUSER LEG UNTIL SUBSTANTIAL DAMAGES ARE PAID. MINUS LEW'S 15%.

I HAVE PLENTY OF COUSINS WHO BEAR A STRIKING RESEMBLANCE TO ME ON A DARK NIGHT. THE CASE WAS DROPPED. LEAVE IT, MILLARD.

JANETTE HAS BEEN OFF MY CHRISTMAS CARD LIST FOR YEARS. SHE KNOWS WHY.

THE BEST RESPONSE IS TO DEPLOY YOUR MUSK GLANDS WITH GREAT FORCE AND ACCURACY

BOBBY'S PRAYERS WERE AS EFFECTIVE AS SCHNORBIZ'S PUNCHLINES.

WHICH IS THE ONLY SANE APPROACH TO IT

WHAT DO YOU MEAN, INTRODUCED? EVERYONE'S SEEN THE BILL MATTER, HAVEN'T THEY?

AS LONG AS BRUSH ISN'T IN ANY OF THEM, YOU'LL PROBABLY LIVE TO SEE THE NEW YEAR

I'LL INVESTIGATE THE PROVINCES AND NUMBER TWO AND THREE TOWNS AND GET BACK TO YOU. BUT IT WON'T DO ANY OF US ANY GOOD.

HAMMERSMITH ISN'T IN LONDON AND NOBODY'S IN IT. BAFFLING. PAPER THE HOUSE AND CALL IT A SEASON lyric.co.uk/shows/aladdi...

WIMBLEDON ARE DOING BEANSTALK. WITH PASQUALE, THE OLD FRAUD. HIS VOICE IS ACTUALLY VERY LOW, I MISTOOK HIM FOR ROBESON IN THE GROUCHO TOILETS. www.atgtickets.com/shows/jack-a...

ANOTHER DICK FROM HACKNEY EMPIRE. CLIVE, GIVE IT A REST, LOVE. LET SOMEONE ELSE HAVE A GO IN THE WIGS. AND GIVE YOUR TIGHTS A WASH.
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CLARY, A GENTLEMAN. HAVERS, THE BIGGEST VILLAIN UNHUNG, AND I DO MEAN THAT LITERALLY. MACDONALD, MAID MARION WAS NOT POST MENOPAUSAL BUT THAT'S SHOWBIZ. THE REST OF THE CHAFF, NEVER HEARD OF THEM. APART FROM STEMP WHO I BELIEVE IS A CONTEMPORARY HOOFER. AVOID.

THE PALLADIUM IS GIVING THEIR ROBIN HOOD. A TIMELY COMMENT ON THE TICKET PRICES. lwtheatres.co.uk/whats-on/rob...