Michael Palmer
@hobospostcards.bsky.social
Just a quick late night snack.
You're leaving for the holiday.
Something easy with leftovers.
Heat up those refried black beans … and beans go with cheese that won’t keep. Is that a half-full back of chips i see?
Nachos! We're baking NACHOS!!!
You're leaving for the holiday.
Something easy with leftovers.
Heat up those refried black beans … and beans go with cheese that won’t keep. Is that a half-full back of chips i see?
Nachos! We're baking NACHOS!!!
December 21, 2025 at 8:03 AM
Just a quick late night snack.
You're leaving for the holiday.
Something easy with leftovers.
Heat up those refried black beans … and beans go with cheese that won’t keep. Is that a half-full back of chips i see?
Nachos! We're baking NACHOS!!!
You're leaving for the holiday.
Something easy with leftovers.
Heat up those refried black beans … and beans go with cheese that won’t keep. Is that a half-full back of chips i see?
Nachos! We're baking NACHOS!!!
The only real pets I’ve had as an adult have been fish. With fish you can abscond for a month and leave the feed n’ clean to the robots.
November 14, 2025 at 5:09 AM
The only real pets I’ve had as an adult have been fish. With fish you can abscond for a month and leave the feed n’ clean to the robots.
Me (strolling down a High Street): “Oh, a delicatessen. Not been to a proper one in some time."
-VEGAN-
"... maybe big orange was right. Maybe Portland is a living-hell."
-VEGAN-
"... maybe big orange was right. Maybe Portland is a living-hell."
October 31, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Me (strolling down a High Street): “Oh, a delicatessen. Not been to a proper one in some time."
-VEGAN-
"... maybe big orange was right. Maybe Portland is a living-hell."
-VEGAN-
"... maybe big orange was right. Maybe Portland is a living-hell."
This quesadilla I’m making is effective but ultimately disappointing . Too illa, not enough queso. #mexicanfood
September 19, 2025 at 11:22 PM
This quesadilla I’m making is effective but ultimately disappointing . Too illa, not enough queso. #mexicanfood
These new kitchen towels, “Bar Mops”, are slightly more absorbent than a duck.
September 10, 2025 at 6:26 PM
These new kitchen towels, “Bar Mops”, are slightly more absorbent than a duck.
Eating this pizza I wonder, why can’t I thank Saint Paperoni.
July 30, 2025 at 3:54 AM
Eating this pizza I wonder, why can’t I thank Saint Paperoni.
You know the carnitas you made are great when your sister halfway finishes a breakfast dish made with the leftover and panics that was the last. Then is calmed to see there is plenty more.
June 13, 2025 at 7:42 AM
You know the carnitas you made are great when your sister halfway finishes a breakfast dish made with the leftover and panics that was the last. Then is calmed to see there is plenty more.
Waking up in the middle of the night with The Thirst. They sucks.
Grab a glass of it before you go to bed. #hydrate #IsThisStillAThing
Grab a glass of it before you go to bed. #hydrate #IsThisStillAThing
June 5, 2025 at 8:55 AM
Waking up in the middle of the night with The Thirst. They sucks.
Grab a glass of it before you go to bed. #hydrate #IsThisStillAThing
Grab a glass of it before you go to bed. #hydrate #IsThisStillAThing
That was not that lotion that mosquitos dislike. Aargh!!!
May 22, 2025 at 4:39 AM
That was not that lotion that mosquitos dislike. Aargh!!!
The popcorn is excellent tonight. One spot was perfectly heavy on the white pepper in one nose-tickling spot. #movienight #notketo
May 19, 2025 at 5:57 AM
The popcorn is excellent tonight. One spot was perfectly heavy on the white pepper in one nose-tickling spot. #movienight #notketo
Some days I impress myself.
That day is not today.
That day is not today.
May 2, 2025 at 3:59 AM
Some days I impress myself.
That day is not today.
That day is not today.
The fly in this room, it taunts and mocks me.
May 1, 2025 at 5:54 AM
The fly in this room, it taunts and mocks me.
We have to stop meeting like this, poisoned oak.
April 23, 2025 at 3:55 AM
We have to stop meeting like this, poisoned oak.
Off I was to plant some eggplant, then the seeds fell out the bottom.
I have planted some eggplant!
#gardening #breaktime
I have planted some eggplant!
#gardening #breaktime
April 22, 2025 at 1:11 AM
Off I was to plant some eggplant, then the seeds fell out the bottom.
I have planted some eggplant!
#gardening #breaktime
I have planted some eggplant!
#gardening #breaktime
There’s a bug in this room that’s proving equally and excessively annoying and wily. The kid gloves are off, one of us isn’t leaving this place alive.
April 21, 2025 at 3:48 AM
There’s a bug in this room that’s proving equally and excessively annoying and wily. The kid gloves are off, one of us isn’t leaving this place alive.
Lawn care tip: Sprinklers are like tornadoes. If you can’t tell which direction it’s going assume it’s coming at you.
April 21, 2025 at 1:10 AM
Lawn care tip: Sprinklers are like tornadoes. If you can’t tell which direction it’s going assume it’s coming at you.
The moment I turned off the garden hose my music stopped. In the four seconds it took the music to return I had questioned everything. #OccamWho
April 14, 2025 at 12:20 AM
The moment I turned off the garden hose my music stopped. In the four seconds it took the music to return I had questioned everything. #OccamWho
Anyone else have the feeling there are a few tiny dogs and pickle lids on his “enemies list”?
The FBI has suspended an analyst on Kash Patel’s so-called enemies list after Patel told lawmakers that the bureau under his leadership would stay out of the political fray and not punish employees for partisan reasons.
F.B.I. Suspends Bureau Employee on Patel’s So-Called Enemies List
The employee was a longtime counterintelligence analyst who had worked on the F.B.I.’s investigation examining Russian meddling in the 2016 presidential election.
www.nytimes.com
April 12, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Anyone else have the feeling there are a few tiny dogs and pickle lids on his “enemies list”?