Yeah I know he's lying because there is almost no dogposting on here (all youse are cat people and it's dreadful)

May as well lean into it. None of us will ever get any younger!

I wouldn't mind it so much if any post so flagged was disqualified from appearing on anyone's Discover feed. You wanna keep it tight and shut out the randos - okay, cool, it's your prerogative - but the tradeoff is reduced exposure and zero chance of "going viral" (blech). Can't have it both ways.

There should be a limit of 5 on how many accounts you're allowed to create on social media.

Nevermind, even that is too many. Make it 2. You can keep your original facebook account from 2009, and you can have one other one. That's it

I'ma keep rocking my Nikis though

The easiest way to get hit by a train is to be in the foul of the train tracks when a train shows up. Other than that, it's pretty rare.

But why is it that "snow" and "plow" don't rhyme with one another?

that just looks like Brooklyn