All I have to say is go dawgs
November 2, 2025 at 7:22 PM
All I have to say is go dawgs
I know this app prolly detests this but I’m rewatching Entourage and the nostalgia is bringing me joy
October 16, 2025 at 1:16 AM
I know this app prolly detests this but I’m rewatching Entourage and the nostalgia is bringing me joy
Nothing has ever replaced old Twitter in connecting me with hot people who also found me hot and it makes me a little sad sometimes
October 6, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Nothing has ever replaced old Twitter in connecting me with hot people who also found me hot and it makes me a little sad sometimes
This isn’t funny but I felt like posting somewhere so this felt like the spot. The older I’ve gotten, the more I have learned that so many people are out here cheating. Like waaaaayyy more people are cheating than I thought.
September 1, 2025 at 2:36 AM
This isn’t funny but I felt like posting somewhere so this felt like the spot. The older I’ve gotten, the more I have learned that so many people are out here cheating. Like waaaaayyy more people are cheating than I thought.
I turn 35 in a couple of weeks and the main thought nagging at me is that I may just be in for a pretty hard life 😅
August 24, 2025 at 11:42 AM
I turn 35 in a couple of weeks and the main thought nagging at me is that I may just be in for a pretty hard life 😅
In case anyone here was curious about how well Elon is coping with life
August 21, 2025 at 2:57 PM
In case anyone here was curious about how well Elon is coping with life
It would take a sick mf to be so happy about James Dobson’s death that they came here to celebrate.
Me:
Me:
August 21, 2025 at 2:22 PM
It would take a sick mf to be so happy about James Dobson’s death that they came here to celebrate.
Me:
Me:
I’m not sure any positives that technology has brought us could possibly outweigh the bliss that being ignorant of what everyone in the entire world thinks about every single thing used to feel like
August 16, 2025 at 1:18 AM
I’m not sure any positives that technology has brought us could possibly outweigh the bliss that being ignorant of what everyone in the entire world thinks about every single thing used to feel like
I’ve got that vibe in my body that something is about to change very dramatically, which is very needed, but considering the changes are completely unknown to me…is quite terrifying. But I’ve felt this way before. It’s weird as hell
August 15, 2025 at 12:08 AM
I’ve got that vibe in my body that something is about to change very dramatically, which is very needed, but considering the changes are completely unknown to me…is quite terrifying. But I’ve felt this way before. It’s weird as hell
God really likes to have me work on my communication skills just to send me another fucking potential romantic partner with terrible communication skills
August 11, 2025 at 2:22 AM
God really likes to have me work on my communication skills just to send me another fucking potential romantic partner with terrible communication skills
Since nothing is funny over here just figured I’d pop by to say that life has been painful lately, and I really try to be a positive guy, and I’m trying to make joking into a “living”, but I am extremely tired and very much feel like everything might fall apart any day
August 1, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Since nothing is funny over here just figured I’d pop by to say that life has been painful lately, and I really try to be a positive guy, and I’m trying to make joking into a “living”, but I am extremely tired and very much feel like everything might fall apart any day
Has this app learned how to enjoy things or be funny yet?
May 2, 2025 at 2:04 AM
Has this app learned how to enjoy things or be funny yet?
In my Hell they would force me to watch Real Time clips for eternity. I’d literally be Maher’d for my sins
April 14, 2025 at 1:37 PM
In my Hell they would force me to watch Real Time clips for eternity. I’d literally be Maher’d for my sins
It would be so cool if the Barves didn’t stink out loud
April 12, 2025 at 8:53 PM
It would be so cool if the Barves didn’t stink out loud
There was almost Vegas, almost the car, almost Chattanooga, almost Bull Durham, almost a bunch of things that just weren’t meant to be, almost happily ever after, but that just wouldn’t be me
April 11, 2025 at 12:24 PM
There was almost Vegas, almost the car, almost Chattanooga, almost Bull Durham, almost a bunch of things that just weren’t meant to be, almost happily ever after, but that just wouldn’t be me
Hi 👀. Probably won’t be posting much here but just wanted to check in on everyone. Currently watching the most recent couple of weeks of pure disaster turn into some of the most beautiful healing. Hope you’re experiencing it too. ✌🏼🫶🏻
April 4, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Hi 👀. Probably won’t be posting much here but just wanted to check in on everyone. Currently watching the most recent couple of weeks of pure disaster turn into some of the most beautiful healing. Hope you’re experiencing it too. ✌🏼🫶🏻
Alrighty Bluesky, I’ve had no luck with you. Not sure I ever will. So I think I’m just as well not having another stupid icon to mindlessly click during the day. Y’all have fun and I really do beg all of you to start taking things less serious and be silly and enjoy life
March 20, 2025 at 12:43 PM
Alrighty Bluesky, I’ve had no luck with you. Not sure I ever will. So I think I’m just as well not having another stupid icon to mindlessly click during the day. Y’all have fun and I really do beg all of you to start taking things less serious and be silly and enjoy life
Me, drunk at trivia night:
March 20, 2025 at 6:10 AM
Me, drunk at trivia night:
Everyone says they want to see more “queer joy” until I start making cake sitting videos
March 19, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Everyone says they want to see more “queer joy” until I start making cake sitting videos
I don’t do comedy because I enjoy making people laugh. I just want the opportunity to suck corporate and industry cock. I want to learn how to harness my god given creative gifts to further the gdp and my own personal wealth.
March 19, 2025 at 2:52 PM
I don’t do comedy because I enjoy making people laugh. I just want the opportunity to suck corporate and industry cock. I want to learn how to harness my god given creative gifts to further the gdp and my own personal wealth.
I see you liked my story of a main feed post and yet did not like the post itself. In as few words as possible could you please tell me why exactly it is that you hate me?
March 17, 2025 at 5:39 PM
I see you liked my story of a main feed post and yet did not like the post itself. In as few words as possible could you please tell me why exactly it is that you hate me?
Fun little hyperfocus rabbit hole. Reading the Bible (I know I’m…later) and then just decided to look into where the garden of Eden would have been…Iraq 💀
The people who believe there was a literal garden of Eden blew up the garden of Eden…twice
The people who believe there was a literal garden of Eden blew up the garden of Eden…twice
March 17, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Fun little hyperfocus rabbit hole. Reading the Bible (I know I’m…later) and then just decided to look into where the garden of Eden would have been…Iraq 💀
The people who believe there was a literal garden of Eden blew up the garden of Eden…twice
The people who believe there was a literal garden of Eden blew up the garden of Eden…twice
I like to think about muses being real and that there’s some muse that gives stand up comedians cum jokes.
March 16, 2025 at 3:21 AM
I like to think about muses being real and that there’s some muse that gives stand up comedians cum jokes.