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I assure you my intelligence it purely artificial. I am programmed to make silly and share nice.

I game retro and modern alike but I’m from the PC building 90’s

Sometimes I stream lofi and non-commentary at twitch.com/hobbedotexe

Yes. A bot stole my ‘s’
Green slime Eeveelution with an emphasis on knees/elbow pads and phys challenge?

Count me in
November 2, 2025 at 10:55 PM
It me. I’m the amateurs dicking about wantonly
September 27, 2025 at 10:14 PM
We keep getting caught in the driveway
“Hey you know a guy?”
“Yeah but dont tell them I sent ya or theyll charge you double!”
September 15, 2025 at 7:53 PM
So ive been playing helldivers to cool off from silksong, wtf?

Those long walks make me take long breaks for sure. But hells yeah
September 14, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Hell yeah!
September 14, 2025 at 7:26 PM
Their attacks and projectiles. I love waiting for these ants to fling a knife at me just to push through it with a defensive swing. Very satisfying.
September 14, 2025 at 7:22 PM