- 𝗔𝗟𝗘𝗫.
@hoarderoftrash.bsky.social
NSFW alt of Hoarder Alex, made by Pie... do not share this account if you find it, reposting and liking it is fine as long as your account also contains lewd stuff!
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a cartoon character wearing a green jacket stands in front of a temple with a black band around his eyes
ALT: a cartoon character wearing a green jacket stands in front of a temple with a black band around his eyes
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You want to see it? No! Piss off! My bridge, my property, MY private space!
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February 13, 2026 at 9:56 PM
[ A bit jealous of that 'get pregnant' comment. ]
I DON'T even care.
I DON'T even care.
February 13, 2026 at 9:56 PM
[ A bit jealous of that 'get pregnant' comment. ]
I DON'T even care.
I DON'T even care.
BACK OFF MY MAN!!
February 13, 2026 at 8:48 PM
BACK OFF MY MAN!!
It's not even that small... (🌧️)
February 13, 2026 at 8:44 PM
It's not even that small... (🌧️)
WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT POLYGONAL BITCH DOING HERE.
February 13, 2026 at 8:31 PM
WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT POLYGONAL BITCH DOING HERE.
I be having sex with my man and he reveals he has an ability to cut atoms or some shit like that.
February 11, 2026 at 1:36 AM
I be having sex with my man and he reveals he has an ability to cut atoms or some shit like that.
Just... you know, thinking about my bridge. And PEOPLE crossing it, average stuff I do, don't you worry, Eros!
i wanna know though!
N-NOTHING, DEAR!!
[ Yeah... he's a bottom, he's backing down when someone yells at him, probably because he's kinda into that. ]
[ Yeah... he's a bottom, he's backing down when someone yells at him, probably because he's kinda into that. ]
February 10, 2026 at 11:08 PM
Just... you know, thinking about my bridge. And PEOPLE crossing it, average stuff I do, don't you worry, Eros!
February 10, 2026 at 9:23 PM
February 9, 2026 at 9:41 PM
N-NOTHING, DEAR!!
[ Yeah... he's a bottom, he's backing down when someone yells at him, probably because he's kinda into that. ]
[ Yeah... he's a bottom, he's backing down when someone yells at him, probably because he's kinda into that. ]
ABOUT WHAT!!!!
I'M STILL PISSED.
February 9, 2026 at 9:11 PM
N-NOTHING, DEAR!!
[ Yeah... he's a bottom, he's backing down when someone yells at him, probably because he's kinda into that. ]
[ Yeah... he's a bottom, he's backing down when someone yells at him, probably because he's kinda into that. ]
February 9, 2026 at 3:55 PM
[ Jerking off FEROCIOUSLY thinking about Eros. ]
February 9, 2026 at 2:43 PM
[ Jerking off FEROCIOUSLY thinking about Eros. ]
February 9, 2026 at 1:47 AM
<<< Secretly liked it when he got called a fuzzy knucklehead. And when he got yelled at.
February 9, 2026 at 1:09 AM
<<< Secretly liked it when he got called a fuzzy knucklehead. And when he got yelled at.
CAN YOU SHUT UP MAN!! Ugh...
[ Shakes butt. ]
[ Shakes butt. ]
February 9, 2026 at 1:00 AM
CAN YOU SHUT UP MAN!! Ugh...
[ Shakes butt. ]
[ Shakes butt. ]
February 8, 2026 at 11:49 PM
February 8, 2026 at 11:45 PM
[ Snuzzling in bed... yawning... ]
So sleepy...
So sleepy...
February 8, 2026 at 11:43 PM
[ Snuzzling in bed... yawning... ]
So sleepy...
So sleepy...
Eros, if you ever want to, grab my ass, you know, squeeze it, relieve some stress whenever you feel like it.
February 8, 2026 at 11:11 PM
Eros, if you ever want to, grab my ass, you know, squeeze it, relieve some stress whenever you feel like it.
Is my ass really that fat...? It just jiggles when I walk but that don't mean nothing.
February 8, 2026 at 11:04 PM
Is my ass really that fat...? It just jiggles when I walk but that don't mean nothing.
How would such a huge tongue even come into play? It's basically made for oral pleasure! But, yeah, you have such an interesting anatomy...
February 8, 2026 at 11:02 PM
How would such a huge tongue even come into play? It's basically made for oral pleasure! But, yeah, you have such an interesting anatomy...