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@hoagie.bsky.social
dipshit, joke, failure. possibly a butt baby
can't wait to make this joke about a certain "world leader"
November 16, 2025 at 4:51 PM
can't wait to make this joke about a certain "world leader"
damn, nightmares before spooky month even started
September 28, 2025 at 2:46 PM
damn, nightmares before spooky month even started
that made me burst out laughing. i've always wanted something to hold the screen two inches from my face for me
September 12, 2025 at 3:45 PM
that made me burst out laughing. i've always wanted something to hold the screen two inches from my face for me
i miss the days of joe biden's colonoscopy, how far this country has fallen
August 25, 2025 at 6:21 PM
i miss the days of joe biden's colonoscopy, how far this country has fallen
Kirby has always been my favorite series for music, Ando and Ishikawa are so good
August 21, 2025 at 1:38 AM
Kirby has always been my favorite series for music, Ando and Ishikawa are so good
grok is this true? @elon 🥴
August 10, 2025 at 3:24 PM
grok is this true? @elon 🥴
if i posted this on twitter grok would incorporate it into US law when it becomes our government
July 27, 2025 at 3:58 PM
if i posted this on twitter grok would incorporate it into US law when it becomes our government
i don't think i can celebrate Christmas anymore
July 26, 2025 at 1:14 PM
i don't think i can celebrate Christmas anymore
also improved my fastest 16 chain in puyo by 20 seconds but i'm still suspicious that i'm a drooling brainrot case
July 24, 2025 at 5:41 PM
also improved my fastest 16 chain in puyo by 20 seconds but i'm still suspicious that i'm a drooling brainrot case
hey thab, love following you on bluesky, but it has a concerning reputation and it's a bit of an echo chamber. maybe you should be looking into this - making the switch over to twitter ❤️
July 5, 2025 at 7:05 PM
hey thab, love following you on bluesky, but it has a concerning reputation and it's a bit of an echo chamber. maybe you should be looking into this - making the switch over to twitter ❤️
this is the future of the one-man-band genre and i'm here for it
June 15, 2025 at 10:02 PM
this is the future of the one-man-band genre and i'm here for it
it's fine because they can still add it to smm3 🥲
June 5, 2025 at 7:55 PM
it's fine because they can still add it to smm3 🥲
oh dear, nintendo is on a rampage. but lol wtf at them deleting the acorn level, i guess the neutral mechanic could be unintended but it seems so bizarre for that one to get deleted. Z7's levels add credence to the random report theory though
March 27, 2025 at 12:16 AM
oh dear, nintendo is on a rampage. but lol wtf at them deleting the acorn level, i guess the neutral mechanic could be unintended but it seems so bizarre for that one to get deleted. Z7's levels add credence to the random report theory though
very sad that team 0% doesn't have to contend with "Your Sanctuary" now. is that also why the acorn boost wall jump level is gone?
March 26, 2025 at 12:30 AM
very sad that team 0% doesn't have to contend with "Your Sanctuary" now. is that also why the acorn boost wall jump level is gone?
hardest trick in the game
February 23, 2025 at 11:18 PM
hardest trick in the game