Hehehehe

Yup, he’s definitely a cult leader

LOOPHOLE

Okay but imagine Alastor finding out this and being EXTRA bratty at him bc now he knows he can’t do shit about it

I too wish I were voiced by JK Simmons

✅ Loves singing to myself randomly
✅ Loves plants and gardening
✅ Loves reading
✅ Space nerd
✅ Daddy issues

Checks out

I’m all for Velvette and Al becoming besties ngl

Which toy are you talking about? 😏

Someone oughtta spank him

“Oh but it has swearing and sex!” Yeah well so does the Bible. There’s a whole passage comparing a guy’s shlong to a donkey’s.

& I know parents will watch HH with their kids. That’s fine. But more times than not, THOSE parents are responsible & have serious subject conversations w their kids. You don’t wanna have that talk, don’t let your kid watch it.