H.M. Stiller
@hmstiller.bsky.social
Hopefully salty like a salted caramel, not like salmiakki.
(too easy, I know, but) Meanwhile, on Fox News:
November 12, 2025 at 5:01 PM
(too easy, I know, but) Meanwhile, on Fox News:
Aren't these basically less honest ways of saying TL;DR?
November 11, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Aren't these basically less honest ways of saying TL;DR?
No! Look to the ancients for wisdom.
November 7, 2025 at 2:34 PM
No! Look to the ancients for wisdom.
Yeaaah okay I might be a little obsessed with this cat.
November 7, 2025 at 2:32 PM
Yeaaah okay I might be a little obsessed with this cat.
What is the opposite of a productivity hack?
November 7, 2025 at 2:50 AM
What is the opposite of a productivity hack?
My majestic mini-panther
November 6, 2025 at 12:56 PM
My majestic mini-panther
You were such a good boy when the fire alarm sounded and I had to carry you outside so, yes, you can have some desk time.
November 4, 2025 at 11:46 PM
You were such a good boy when the fire alarm sounded and I had to carry you outside so, yes, you can have some desk time.
Exactly how out of touch do you have to be...?
November 2, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Exactly how out of touch do you have to be...?
Cat on desk.
Cat want treat.
Cat knows it's not yet time to eat.
Cat want treat.
Cat knows it's not yet time to eat.
October 31, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Cat on desk.
Cat want treat.
Cat knows it's not yet time to eat.
Cat want treat.
Cat knows it's not yet time to eat.
Has to be a FROZEN bump, right?
October 31, 2025 at 11:58 AM
Has to be a FROZEN bump, right?
Is it... demolishing an entire wing of your house?
October 27, 2025 at 1:06 PM
Is it... demolishing an entire wing of your house?
This boy has two settings: either blissfully conked out or Indiana Jones fleeing the boulder.
October 27, 2025 at 1:18 AM
This boy has two settings: either blissfully conked out or Indiana Jones fleeing the boulder.
Edgy Commentary Alert
October 24, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Edgy Commentary Alert
Oh, the entire East Wing.
Oh.
So was there... any way to make it look less like American Airlines Flight 77 had veered slightly northeast?
www.nytimes.com/live/2025/10...
Oh.
So was there... any way to make it look less like American Airlines Flight 77 had veered slightly northeast?
www.nytimes.com/live/2025/10...
October 22, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Oh, the entire East Wing.
Oh.
So was there... any way to make it look less like American Airlines Flight 77 had veered slightly northeast?
www.nytimes.com/live/2025/10...
Oh.
So was there... any way to make it look less like American Airlines Flight 77 had veered slightly northeast?
www.nytimes.com/live/2025/10...
Noo, I'm pretty sure it's the SS tat.
October 22, 2025 at 1:07 PM
Noo, I'm pretty sure it's the SS tat.
Shiny, sleepy boy
October 22, 2025 at 12:52 AM
Shiny, sleepy boy
An item that, alas, was sold in a major Northeastern supermarket chain when I was growing up.
Note how its claims to edibility diminish with each successive word.
It's meat!
Well, it's food.
Okay, it's a product.
Note how its claims to edibility diminish with each successive word.
It's meat!
Well, it's food.
Okay, it's a product.
October 21, 2025 at 10:21 PM
An item that, alas, was sold in a major Northeastern supermarket chain when I was growing up.
Note how its claims to edibility diminish with each successive word.
It's meat!
Well, it's food.
Okay, it's a product.
Note how its claims to edibility diminish with each successive word.
It's meat!
Well, it's food.
Okay, it's a product.
I tend to roll my eyes at a lot of references to "late-stage capitalism," but I'm struggling to find convincing alternative explanations here.
October 20, 2025 at 12:41 AM
I tend to roll my eyes at a lot of references to "late-stage capitalism," but I'm struggling to find convincing alternative explanations here.
That can't be a good economic indicator. www.foodandwine.com/fried-saltin...
October 17, 2025 at 4:19 PM
That can't be a good economic indicator. www.foodandwine.com/fried-saltin...
Cat Distribution System: "Right, then. One cat. Do you want matte or glossy?"
Me: "...I beg your pardon?"
CDS: "Glossy, it is!"
Me: "...I beg your pardon?"
CDS: "Glossy, it is!"
October 15, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Cat Distribution System: "Right, then. One cat. Do you want matte or glossy?"
Me: "...I beg your pardon?"
CDS: "Glossy, it is!"
Me: "...I beg your pardon?"
CDS: "Glossy, it is!"
Friends Don't Let Friends' Parents Use NextDoor
October 15, 2025 at 12:38 PM
Friends Don't Let Friends' Parents Use NextDoor
That uncomfortable realization that a cat finds you dreadfully boring
October 15, 2025 at 11:57 AM
That uncomfortable realization that a cat finds you dreadfully boring
Five days on, still the best boy.
October 11, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Five days on, still the best boy.